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cuntwatulated 

cuntwatulated: A generic term referring to vaginal ageing. The female genital area usually warms to it's purpose in the teen years as it officially becomes "pussy", in the late teens to mid twenties it is often referred to as a "puss", "quim" etc. From the early thirties on, words such as "bearded clam", "gash" and "twat" come into play. From the late forties into the mid fifties, often around the time of menopause, the female gential region goes through the change known as "cuntwatulation, and hence, becomes "cuntwatulated"
Mary was growing older, her desire for sex had dwindled since she had become cuntwatulated in her early fifties, but she still felt the need for sex every now and then. Fortunately this could be quickly forgotten by eating a pound of ice cream.
cuntwatulated by Vinter April 22, 2008

Cuntartica

A descriptive term for female genitalia which is seldom deployed for recreational intercourse.

A fucking frigid fanny.
Man A: How's the sex life at home, Dave?
Man B: Cuntartica, mate.
Cuntartica by Lianachan March 5, 2004

cuntastical

that slut is cuntastical.
cuntastical by Joeyripps December 15, 2003

cuntlytical 

He based his cuntlytical conclusion on his experience of being an overly analytical cunt towards his peers and colleagues
cuntlytical by Kenco07 December 23, 2020
cunt + twat + bitch = cuntwatch

A term for the worst female possible.
That girl is a complete cuntwatch!
cuntwatch by {name} May 17, 2010

Cuntastical

Cuntastical (not cuntastic) but almost
That horses cunt was cuntastic but not entirely cuntastical.
Cuntastical by Danda25 April 11, 2023