Definitions by edstar77
Only Google knows.
A term replacing 'Only God knows' referring to an innumerable amount of some bullshit that someone did a lot.
First person: How many people do you think died in a shark attack while high on goofballs?
Friend: only Google knows.
Friend: only Google knows.
Only Google knows. by edstar77 July 14, 2024
beerionaire
beerionaire by edstar77 March 28, 2021
corona crunked
When you're quarantined for weeks and do nothing but eat pot brownies and drink wine til u pass out with your dog for 18 hours a day (and sometimes cook and forget you cooked).
Chi and Mavis are corona crunked by 11 am again after waking up to a pot brownie and bottle of wine.
corona crunked by edstar77 March 20, 2020
Unamerican
What you tell your girlfriend she is being when she tells you not to do something fun that's not in your overall best interest. Basically, anybody who infringes upon your freedoms of fun.
Him/Her: I know we're on vacation, but you can't possibly drink anymore.
Him/her: You are being very Unamerican.
Him/her: You are being very Unamerican.
Unamerican by edstar77 September 3, 2016
knock away
To smack, slap or impede in any way the act of a sexual groping, especially from an annoying boyfriend who just wants to grab a titty or a cheek for grabbin's sake (because that's his ass to grab). This definition is reversible for male-to-female, except most men will opt out of the knock away and allow the grope in almost any instance.
knock away by edstar77 June 5, 2016