contaminate

To forcefully play music or sing or otherwise make some consistent sound within earshot of a person or group who consider said sounds annoying and unwanted.

Dude, let's get out here. Someone contaminated this place with country.

by edstar77 March 11, 2014

corona crunked

When you're quarantined for weeks and do nothing but eat pot brownies and drink wine til u pass out with your dog for 18 hours a day (and sometimes cook and forget you cooked).

Chi and Mavis are corona crunked by 11 am again after waking up to a pot brownie and bottle of wine.

by edstar77 March 20, 2020

Only Google knows.

A term replacing 'Only God knows' referring to an innumerable amount of some bullshit that someone did a lot.

First person: How many people do you think died in a shark attack while high on goofballs?

Friend: only Google knows.

by edstar77 July 14, 2024

Unamerican

What you tell your girlfriend she is being when she tells you not to do something fun that's not in your overall best interest. Basically, anybody who infringes upon your freedoms of fun.

Him/Her: I know we're on vacation, but you can't possibly drink anymore.

Him/her: You are being very Unamerican.

by edstar77 September 03, 2016

Whoredar

A human being's ability to spot or locate promiscuous men or women.

Those girls are sluts. My whoredar reading is strong.

by edstar77 June 25, 2015

beerionaire

has way too much money to afford as many beers as they want, forever. but, not too much money.

I may not have billions, but I have beers. Therefore, I am a beerionaire.

by edstar77 March 28, 2021

frobuster

A haircut. Particularly, a haircut that is long overdue.

Dude, you're woofin. You need a frobuster on the double.

by edstar77 January 21, 2015