frobuster

A haircut. Particularly, a haircut that is long overdue.

Dude, you're woofin. You need a frobuster on the double.

by edstar77 January 21, 2015

corona crunked

When you're quarantined for weeks and do nothing but eat pot brownies and drink wine til u pass out with your dog for 18 hours a day (and sometimes cook and forget you cooked).

Chi and Mavis are corona crunked by 11 am again after waking up to a pot brownie and bottle of wine.

by edstar77 March 20, 2020

Unamerican

What you tell your girlfriend she is being when she tells you not to do something fun that's not in your overall best interest. Basically, anybody who infringes upon your freedoms of fun.

Him/Her: I know we're on vacation, but you can't possibly drink anymore.

Him/her: You are being very Unamerican.

by edstar77 September 03, 2016

beerionaire

has way too much money to afford as many beers as they want, forever. but, not too much money.

I may not have billions, but I have beers. Therefore, I am a beerionaire.

by edstar77 March 28, 2021

Only Google knows.

A term replacing 'Only God knows' referring to an innumerable amount of some bullshit that someone did a lot.

First person: How many people do you think died in a shark attack while high on goofballs?

Friend: only Google knows.

by edstar77 July 14, 2024

contaminate

To forcefully play music or sing or otherwise make some consistent sound within earshot of a person or group who consider said sounds annoying and unwanted.

Dude, let's get out here. Someone contaminated this place with country.

by edstar77 April 09, 2014

knock away

To smack, slap or impede in any way the act of a sexual groping, especially from an annoying boyfriend who just wants to grab a titty or a cheek for grabbin's sake (because that's his ass to grab). This definition is reversible for male-to-female, except most men will opt out of the knock away and allow the grope in almost any instance.

Male: why do you keep blocking me?
Female: I didn't block you, I did the knock away.

by edstar77 June 05, 2016