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Consuela 

The best character in Family Guy. A Hispanic maid who appears in several episodes.
Consuela: "Oh, no, doggie out! Afuera!"

Stewie: "This isn't Windex, but it's the store brand; it's just as good."
Consuela: "No, no... it leave a film."
Stewie: "I don't care about the film, just use it!"
Consuela: "No, no... I no can clean."
Stewie: "Ssshhhhhhhit."
Consuela by seastone130 March 17, 2010

Consuela 

Universal name for a hotel maid.
"We need more towels. Call Consuela!"
Consuela by GreenMonter August 8, 2005

Constera 

'Constera' is a music producer who is known for making 2 popular songs about some goblins. He frequently adds LGBT friendly soundclips in his songs, so he is very accepted in the squadW twitch community.

He sometimes streams on Twitch.tv where he W OMEGALUL ORKS in FL Studio(32 bit) and Vegas Pro, but he cant seem to concentrate because he has a lot of clip chimp viewers that spams links.
He is also known as "Concerta", "Cowstone", "Cornstera", "Constira", "Constipated" and much more, so he often gets misunderstood as medicine and other stuff that Pepega Twitch streamers make up.

Constera spends his freetime in his local snus club where he and his friends such as forsen discuss the varieties of snus while having a couple bags in their mouth.
"Isnt Constera that Sup Yall guy?"
"I heard that Constipated made a new song, lets check it out dud"
Constera by KRISTOFFA October 25, 2019

Consuela 

No,No. We need more Lemon Pledge.....
Announcer: Is Mister John home?
Consuela: No, No. Mister John no home.
Consuela by TheAwokenMyth April 11, 2017

Princess Consuela Bananahammock 

Phoebe's (from "Friends") name after she legally changes it.
Princess Consuela Bananahammock is like the awesomest name EVER!

consecrated 

consecrated virgin - Dick teaser

Usually found in clubs and public party areas. She will show skin as a sexy well rounded sexually promiscuous and carefree sexual partner daring men and sometimes women or both to just look at her. The apparent sexual attractiveness without the actual act of sex is thought to be a form of female domination. Daring you to want her but denying any real sex.
That bitch is consecrated! let's move on to someone else, I'm not wasting any more time or drinks on her.
consecrated by RipperJim December 27, 2013