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your a real consualo
consualo by justin rodgers April 7, 2010
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gnarly consuelos 

when you titty fuck a chick backwards and she gives you a rimjob at the same time.
Francesca's cleavage exposing dress lead to a great gnarly consuelos opportunity.
gnarly consuelos by yu sun March 30, 2009

Consuelo 

A beautiful and rare Spanish flower.
Did you see that beautiful Consuelo?

Yes I most certainly did. The most beautiful I have ever seen.
Consuelo by El Marino February 4, 2010

Consuelo 

Can be shortened to Connie. A girl's name, admittedly unusual, but not a flower! Its origins are Spanish, but not all people called Consuelo are Spanish. Many Consuelos are very intelligent, are particularly good at maths, play the flute and swim. They make AWESOME sisters, and stick with their best friends for life!
1. Consuelo's my best friend ever!
2. Look, Consuelo has got 98% in Maths again!

constaloling 

When something happens to be so funny or ongoing-ly funny that you begin laughing constantly
"dude jims so drunk he went in for the hook up and got neg'd, i'v been constaloling since"
constaloling by jacko_why October 1, 2008

Sandrino Consuelo Makeaway 

A royal man. Sandrino's pronouns are "His Majesty/His Imperial Greatness". He is a charming, mysterious character, who is madly in love with his Lady. His Majesty is jealous and will attack you in you try to touch his Lady. He is very selective when it comes to friendship: if you are a normie or a banal human being, you better understand that you have nearly no chance. Nevertheless, you might have an opportunity to befriend him if you gift him a purple cape or a nice guitar. But you have to be aware: you can't lay your eyes on Sandrino without falling in love.
Girl 1: I wish I could be Sandrino Consuelo Makeaway's girlfriend!
Girl 2: Darling, who doesn't?
Sandrino Consuelo Makeaway by Trix303 November 22, 2021

Consueloing

The act of being sneaky and awkward in a very distinctly Spanish way. Most commonly heard in the small city of Alcalá outside Madrid where the phrase recently originated, although some experts simply consider the verb "consueloing" to be contemporary nomenclature for a pre-existing but previosly undefined pattern of behavior throughout central Spain. Rocking a mullet and wearing large sunglasses has been observed to vastly increase one's chance of successfully "consueloing". So does being beat.
Damn, Antonio busted into two of my classes today, looked around the room and then just left, all without saying a word to the professors.

Yeah, he really does have a habit of consueloing his way around here in the mornings. He must get lonely. Sigh...
Consueloing by don simon December 13, 2006
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Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007
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murderhobo 

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The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
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Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
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Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
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Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
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hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
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