2 definitions by jacko_why

The conditions and practices that serve to promote or preserve ones hair.
Mother: "Don't forget to maintain your hairgeine"
Child: "Ok mother ... shampoo goes on first and cleans the hair"
by jacko_why August 14, 2008
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When something happens to be so funny or ongoing-ly funny that you begin laughing constantly
"dude jims so drunk he went in for the hook up and got neg'd, i'v been constaloling since"
by jacko_why August 5, 2008
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