constapooted
Man why you making that ugly ass face.... Because I got gas an this shit won't come out, I'm constapooted.
constapooted by RnM4life May 14, 2016
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Constapeeted
So, after dinner, we went back to her place. I had to use the bathroom, but I knew it was going to be so echoey, so I froze up. I was constapeeted.
Constapeeted by DJ DEUCE GROAN 2 April 29, 2011
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Constipooped
After several hours on the toilet from being constipated you give up because you are too tired of trying to poop.
Damn, that Italian food made me constipated! After hours on the toilet I gave up, I was constipooped.
Constipooped by Jungle Girl January 27, 2009
constapated
constapated by ItsMeliSSa! November 12, 2007
constipooted
constipated with gas, not poop. That full feeling in your colon that feels like poop but it's really gas.
constipooted by alyssad September 21, 2014
constitooted
Constitooted; con-sti-toot-ed ; Similar to constipated, however one lacks the ability to release gas rather than fecal matter.
After I ate that burrito earlier, I got so gassy that I was constitooted. Because of it, I got a stomach ache.
constitooted by jadaflower234 June 12, 2011
Constipooped
Constipooped by GooberGal July 14, 2011
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