constapooted

A fart that won't come out

Man why you making that ugly ass face.... Because I got gas an this shit won't come out, I'm constapooted.

by RnM4life May 14, 2016

Constapeeted

Experiencing the inability to pee around others. Also known as "shy bladder".

So, after dinner, we went back to her place. I had to use the bathroom, but I knew it was going to be so echoey, so I froze up. I was constapeeted.

by DJ DEUCE GROAN 2 April 29, 2011

Constipooped

After several hours on the toilet from being constipated you give up because you are too tired of trying to poop.

Damn, that Italian food made me constipated! After hours on the toilet I gave up, I was constipooped.

by Jungle Girl January 27, 2009

constapated

The Act of not being able to deficate or "crap"

Brittany is severely constapated.

by ItsMeliSSa! November 12, 2007

constipooted

constipated with gas, not poop. That full feeling in your colon that feels like poop but it's really gas.

I felt constipooted and couldn't get the gas out.

by alyssad September 21, 2014

constitooted

Constitooted; con-sti-toot-ed ; Similar to constipated, however one lacks the ability to release gas rather than fecal matter.

After I ate that burrito earlier, I got so gassy that I was constitooted. Because of it, I got a stomach ache.

by jadaflower234 June 12, 2011

Constipooped

Used to define people who are tired of being constipated.

The man's face was beyond a constipated face; He was constipooped.

by GooberGal July 14, 2011