constitooted 

Constitooted; con-sti-toot-ed ; Similar to constipated, however one lacks the ability to release gas rather than fecal matter.

After I ate that burrito earlier, I got so gassy that I was constitooted. Because of it, I got a stomach ache.

constitooted by jadaflower234 June 12, 2011

Constituted Authority 

Phrase used by a politician to demand respect from protesting citizens when he forgets he got into office through their votes.

Former governor of Oyo(southwestern state in Nigeria) addressed students of Ladoke Akintola University protesting against the continued closure of the university reminding them that he is the "constituted authority"
"Don't you know that I'm the constituted authority"

Constituted Authority by Bouf daddy October 9, 2020

Constipooped 

After several hours on the toilet from being constipated you give up because you are too tired of trying to poop.

Damn, that Italian food made me constipated! After hours on the toilet I gave up, I was constipooped.

Constipooped by Jungle Girl January 27, 2009

constipooted 

constipated with gas, not poop. That full feeling in your colon that feels like poop but it's really gas.

I felt constipooted and couldn't get the gas out.

constipooted by alyssad September 21, 2014

Constipooped 

Used to define people who are tired of being constipated.

The man's face was beyond a constipated face; He was constipooped.

Constipooped by GooberGal July 14, 2011

constapooted 

A fart that won't come out

Man why you making that ugly ass face.... Because I got gas an this shit won't come out, I'm constapooted.

constapooted by RnM4life May 14, 2016

Constitootional right 

Da unalterable freedom to fart whenever, wherever, and however you please.

Just because you may have a Constitootional right to "let 'er rip" anytime does not mean dat it would always be prudent and/or proper for you to actually do so indiscriminately, such as if your butt is near someone's face, if you're canoodling with a romantic partner in bed, etc.

Constitootional right by QuacksO January 6, 2023