Constapeeted

Experiencing the inability to pee around others. Also known as "shy bladder".

So, after dinner, we went back to her place. I had to use the bathroom, but I knew it was going to be so echoey, so I froze up. I was constapeeted.

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constipeeted

Not being able to pee, like being constipated

I'm constipeeted, I can't pee!

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The Act of not being able to deficate or "crap"

Brittany is severely constapated.

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Man why you making that ugly ass face.... Because I got gas an this shit won't come out, I'm constapooted.

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Add a tablespoon of jarlic to two teaspoons of butter and spread it in bread to make garlic bread

Word of the Day on May 30, 2026

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An armpit enthusiast — typically of the scent, appearance, and touch of hairy underarms.

That dude’s such a pitpig, I have to wear deodorant to keep him at bay.

Pitpig by wimbledon May 28, 2026

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You the birthday-you the point, you the topic, the reason we here, can be used as a compliment / u looking good or silly/trolling

Nah fr, you the birthday, you got all the attention.

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