Constipooped

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After several hours on the toilet from being constipated you give up because you are too tired of trying to poop.

Damn, that Italian food made me constipated! After hours on the toilet I gave up, I was constipooped.

Constipooped by Jungle Girl January 27, 2009

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Constipooped

Used to define people who are tired of being constipated.

The man's face was beyond a constipated face; He was constipooped.

Constipooped by GooberGal July 14, 2011

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Constipooped • constipooted • constapooted • constitooted

constipooted

constipated with gas, not poop. That full feeling in your colon that feels like poop but it's really gas.

I felt constipooted and couldn't get the gas out.

constipooted by alyssad September 21, 2014

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constitooted

Constitooted; con-sti-toot-ed ; Similar to constipated, however one lacks the ability to release gas rather than fecal matter.

After I ate that burrito earlier, I got so gassy that I was constitooted. Because of it, I got a stomach ache.

constitooted by jadaflower234 June 12, 2011

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constapooted

A fart that won't come out

Man why you making that ugly ass face.... Because I got gas an this shit won't come out, I'm constapooted.

constapooted by RnM4life May 14, 2016

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WhimZ

Gen Z whimsy

Millennial optimism may be gone, but Gen Z whimsy (WhimZ) is in.

WhimZ by WhimZ! November 5, 2026

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Frothability

The measure of an emotional and over zealous consumer in an upwardly charging market, also known as a bull market. It's characterized by rising asset prices, increased investor confidence, and favorable growth in the markets, bro.

The frothability was evident as over-zealous consumers eagerly engaged in bidding wars, driving property prices to unsustainable levels reminiscent of previous speculative bubbles.

Frothability by cptn.kagaroo1 January 26, 2024

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Soul digger

A man who dates women with the sole purpose of exploiting their time, energy, and labor while he sucks the joy and happiness from their lives.

"That guy's a soul digger. He'll expect you to work full time, but you'll be doing all the cooking, cleaning, laundry, shopping, and childcare while he plays video games or watches TV."

Soul digger by anonymous November 11, 2026

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pod person

A person pretending to be something they aren't, or an impostor. This is inferred because of the old alien movies where alien pods appear on earth and the "pod people" dispose of the humans and slowly reproduce the bodies, pretending to be humans.

The pod person was pretending to be my father, but I knew that he was an alien when he acted differently than my father ever would have.

pod person by Christopher M. May 9, 2005

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dead drop

A dead drop is a location used to secretly pass items between two people, without requiring them to meet.

Spies have been known to use dead drops, using various techniques to hide the items and to signal that the drop has been made. Drug dealers use this as well.

A common place is to duct tape the item to the underside of a toilet cover in a public restroom.

A signal is sometimes used as well to indicate there is something to pickup, like a pile of stones in a certain formation. After checking the drop the signal is removed.

"The dead drop is the restroom toilet at the Gulf station at the corner of Commercial Ave. and Georges Rd."

dead drop by rubberroom July 23, 2008

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