constipooted

constipated with gas, not poop. That full feeling in your colon that feels like poop but it's really gas.

I felt constipooted and couldn't get the gas out.

by alyssad September 21, 2014

constipootion

the random poop you get while being constipated.

I had a really weird constipootion back there in the bathroom.

by paddymac1 April 17, 2011