Mystic_Snowfang's definitions

Constipated

When you're full of crap, and you don't give a shit

John was full of crap, but he couldn't shit, he was constipated

by Mystic_Snowfang June 25, 2009

Laxitive

a person who irritates the crap out of you

Bob is such an laxitive

by Mystic_Snowfang October 7, 2010

Hairball

What your cat pukes up Often in front of guests or during dinner. Or both

Muffins, our cat, walked in while we were having the revrend over for dinner and coughed up a hairball in his lap

by Mystic_Snowfang June 28, 2010

Werefolf

The hybridization of a werewolf and a werefox.

A creature of pure power and sexuality

Every full moon Joe becomes a Werefolf and fucks every woman on his block, and beats up every guy who gets in his way.

Joe is a Werefolf

by Mystic_Snowfang May 31, 2010

pizza

The food of the gods

Who's the idiot who ate the last slice of pizza?

by Mystic_Snowfang May 16, 2008

broom

Good for hitting people with. One of the weapons of choice when dealing with rodents.

She smacked the rat with a broom

by Mystic_Snowfang May 18, 2008

Starsie

Someone who likes both Star Wars and Star Trek. Walks the middle path between both Star Wars and Star Trek and wants Trekkies and Warsies to stop fighting.

I'm not a Trekkie or a Warsie, I'm a Starsie.

by Mystic_Snowfang April 2, 2008