Definitions by Mystic_Snowfang

Laxitive 

a person who irritates the crap out of you

Bob is such an laxitive

Laxitive by Mystic_Snowfang October 7, 2010

Hairball 

What your cat pukes up Often in front of guests or during dinner. Or both

Muffins, our cat, walked in while we were having the revrend over for dinner and coughed up a hairball in his lap

Hairball by Mystic_Snowfang June 28, 2010

Werefolf 

The hybridization of a werewolf and a werefox.

A creature of pure power and sexuality

Every full moon Joe becomes a Werefolf and fucks every woman on his block, and beats up every guy who gets in his way.

Joe is a Werefolf

Werefolf by Mystic_Snowfang May 31, 2010

Constipated 

When you're full of crap, and you don't give a shit

John was full of crap, but he couldn't shit, he was constipated

Constipated by Mystic_Snowfang June 25, 2009

weed 

An under apreicated flower

A dandylion is not a weed, it's just an underapriciated flower

weed by Mystic_Snowfang October 16, 2008

Toadstool 

Something you NEVER see a toad sitting on

Have you ever seen a toad on a toadstool?
Me neither.

Toadstool by Mystic_Snowfang October 4, 2008

Die 

pass away
pass on
lose one's life
expire
breathe one's last
meet one's end
meet one's death
lay down one's life
perish
go the way of all flesh
go to one's last resting place
go to meet one's maker
cross the great divide
slip away
give up the ghost
kick the bucket
croak
buy it
turn up one's toes
cash in one's chips
bite the big one
check out
buy the farm
depart this life
join the choir invisible
shuffle off the mortal coil
hop the perch
run down the curtain

He died

Die by Mystic_Snowfang August 14, 2008