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Conspiratainment 

Dramatics created by conflicting theories,between conspiracy theorists, and their followers.
Alex Jones on 'The View' with Charlie Sheen is conspiritainment. David Icke's theory of shape-shifting reptilian entities leading a one-world government is often used in debates between celebrity conspiratainers. Jessie Ventura's show ,"Conspiracy Theory" is pure conspiratainment. Anything put out by the likes of David Wilcock,Ben Fulford,or Sorcha Faal and anyone who alligns themselves with these disinformation agents creates conspiratainment gold. Rifts that divide between subsections within certain conspiracy, for example the 9/11 truth movement provides plenty of conspiratainment; Plane-Huggers vs. No-Planers is conspiratainment .
Conspiratainment by i811st December 29, 2011

Conspiration 

(noun) - The moment of formation or state of forming a conspiracy, particularly in a work setting.
The five of us had a spontaneous conspiration, when we realized that each of us knew that two of the four owners were fucking headcases and we had to help each other find parachutes before the plane went into the drink.

constibating 

When you are unable to defecate and pass the time by masturbating on the toilet.
Dude, I couldn't take a dump last night, so I just started constibating.
constibating by Rapaca November 16, 2014

Conspiring bitch 

A phrase created by Kathryn Dunn in season 21 of big brother that she says whenever she sees people talking without her. “Are you bitches conspiring against me” “conspire away bitches”
Jack is such a conspiring bitch

Constipating 

To contemplate life while in a shitty situation.
I was constipating how I had ended up face down ass up in my neighbor's front yard with a bottle of Jack next to me.
Constipating by fRISKY rISKY April 19, 2022

Constrating 

When you are concentrating so hard that you can’t even fully pronounce concentrated.
Colbie was constrating so hard on her storytelling that she kept saying constrating.
Constrating by Shit Phantom December 31, 2022
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trucker's tan 

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