Conspirational
Conspirational by bear_13 July 14, 2016
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Conspiration
The five of us had a spontaneous conspiration, when we realized that each of us knew that two of the four owners were fucking headcases and we had to help each other find parachutes before the plane went into the drink.
Conspiration by Frustrated_Monolingual March 15, 2011
constipational law
A law of physics that states, "when one's rectal hole is plugged, fecal matter will accumulate until critical mass is achieved and a nuclear explosion will result, provided the rectal hole is not relieved."
Oh man, constipational law dictates that I tell you it's been nice knowing you and I always thought your house and car were beautiful...but BLAMO!!!!
constipational law by darthenstein February 2, 2014
Constipational
The belief that the Constitution is a perfect and totally infallible document. Also the belief that the Constitution allows everyone to do almost anything they like as long as it doesn't "hurt" anyone else, at least as long it doesn't seem to hurt anyone else in libs' eyes. Also, they take their interpretation of the Constitution to be the only possible interpretation, when in fact there are many different interpretations of the Constitution. Why do you think Supreme Court judges differ on what they think the Constitution means?
Constipational people don't want to listen to rational arguments or different interpretations of the Constitution. A constipational person will argue for abortion rights and same-sex marriage and use the Constitution to try to prove their point.
Constipational by Adel7 January 3, 2008
conspirationalizing
Look at those people conspirationalizing about the existence of UFOs; with a telescope in one hand and science literature citing ancient data that reveals there have been studies done on them in the other.
conspirationalizing by Conspirationalist January 17, 2021
Conspirationalist
A person with the ability to use critical thinking skills and/or factual sound evidence and apply them to what may be considered conspiracy theories in order to test said theories.
I'm not going to discredit something purely on the basis of it being called 'conspiracy theory'. Scientific 'theory' is also just 'theory' and theory can largely be credited or discredited by facts and evidence. I look for those facts so I'm a conspirationalist.
Conspirationalist by Conspirationalist January 20, 2021
Constipationalist
Politician or a miscreant ideologue that believes excessive regulation and taxation will not cause a sluggish or stagnant economy.
Constipationalist by weasel990 June 22, 2013
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Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.
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