by bear_13 July 14, 2016
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by Frustrated_Monolingual March 15, 2011
Get the Conspiration mug.A law of physics that states, "when one's rectal hole is plugged, fecal matter will accumulate until critical mass is achieved and a nuclear explosion will result, provided the rectal hole is not relieved."
Oh man, constipational law dictates that I tell you it's been nice knowing you and I always thought your house and car were beautiful...but BLAMO!!!!
by darthenstein February 2, 2014
Get the constipational law mug.The belief that the Constitution is a perfect and totally infallible document. Also the belief that the Constitution allows everyone to do almost anything they like as long as it doesn't "hurt" anyone else, at least as long it doesn't seem to hurt anyone else in libs' eyes. Also, they take their interpretation of the Constitution to be the only possible interpretation, when in fact there are many different interpretations of the Constitution. Why do you think Supreme Court judges differ on what they think the Constitution means?
Constipational people don't want to listen to rational arguments or different interpretations of the Constitution. A constipational person will argue for abortion rights and same-sex marriage and use the Constitution to try to prove their point.
by Adel7 January 3, 2008
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by Conspirationalist January 17, 2021
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I'm not going to discredit something purely on the basis of it being called 'conspiracy theory'. Scientific 'theory' is also just 'theory' and theory can largely be credited or discredited by facts and evidence. I look for those facts so I'm a conspirationalist.
by Conspirationalist January 20, 2021
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