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conspiratist 

noun.
1) A person who studies conspiracies with a scientific, methodical approach—seeking hidden truths through careful research and logical analysis.

2) (Often used ironically) A scientist or investigator whose rigorous discoveries end up earning them the label “conspiracy theorist” from the masses.
"Even the most credentialed researcher can be branded a conspiratist when their data suggests realities that challenge the official narrative."
conspiratist by epicbit February 21, 2025
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Conspirasist 

A low societal status person, who proves his place, by hilariously pretending elaborate hidden plans are set against him. As if they have to be.
Example: There is no greater example for population reduction, then the population reduction conspirasist.
Conspirasist by WraithingtonForever December 2, 2013

Conspiration 

(noun) - The moment of formation or state of forming a conspiracy, particularly in a work setting.
The five of us had a spontaneous conspiration, when we realized that each of us knew that two of the four owners were fucking headcases and we had to help each other find parachutes before the plane went into the drink.

conspiracist 

Someone who always has conspiracy theories with each and every situation.
Even though he has done his own research and has concluded that the official account of events is either lacking or inaccurate, he is still a conspiracist because he does not believe what the main stream media proclaims to be the truth.
conspiracist by Mal178 January 29, 2017

Cork Board Conspiracist 

Someone who tries to link the smallest things together in a conspiracy theory, and most likely pins pictures of these things on a cork board and runs string between them to fuel the theory
Derek: Hey have you seen John recently?
Connor: Nope, he's been too caught up in his idea that bananas are responsible for lung cancer
Derek: Man he really is a Cork Board Conspiracist isn't he?

conspirating 

To make a plan to conspire against a group or another being with multiple beings for a common goal
"They are in the coffee shop conspirating against us as we speak"
conspirating by Barty McTinez August 17, 2011

Conspiracise 

Verb:
The act of coming up with a conspiracy theory.
I could sit and conspiracise for hours about any current event.
Conspiracise by C_Jackson April 18, 2019
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