conspiracing

When two people try to mess with you

My parents hid my phone the second I parted with it to see how I reacted. They were conspiracing.

conspiracing by Toolow4u2c April 8, 2022

iPhone Conspiracies

If you’re googling this, it’s probably because of a Larry Stylinson reference. It refers to a clip of Louis Tomlinson where he compares the fan rumours of his and Harry Styles’ relationship, to conspiracies about iPhones. However the way he phrases it has led many “Larries” to believe he was lying. They believe it was a poorly attempted cover up. But oBviOuSlY 🙄 Larry isnt real.

(It’s not used in sentences other than to make jokes about bad liars)

For example: They were just friends
Larrie: iPhone Conspiracies 😃🤚

iPhone Conspiracies by dsfgaj09lo May 19, 2021

Conspiracizing 

Conspiracizing: Trevonics for when people are plotting against you in a manner much like and/or related to conspiracies, conspiring, conspiracies, or any act the close friends of his father plot on him during camping adventures, or simply conspiring against him.

Nick and Ed were conspiracizing against me to scare me with the fake Rattle Snake.

George Bush and Dick Chaney were {conspiracizing] against us this whole time, those bastards!

Conspiracizing by International Vagabond June 20, 2008

conspiracist 

Someone who always has conspiracy theories with each and every situation.

Even though he has done his own research and has concluded that the official account of events is either lacking or inaccurate, he is still a conspiracist because he does not believe what the main stream media proclaims to be the truth.

conspiracist by Mal178 January 29, 2017

Yahoo Answers conformist Conspiracies 

A failing attempt on Yahoo Answers to try to get people to conform to organized religions, the Government, Corporations and cultural norms. They intend to try to turn us into robots by using rewards and punishments for obedience and disobedience. Unfortunately its been a real fail considering people are leaving, and others who get suspended dont come back.

1. Usually the best answer voted if you dont choose one is the most offensive answer criticizing you for not being enough of a conformist.

2. Questions and answers are deleted if they dont really align with the opinions of the sponsored Organized religion, social norms, Political philosophy or Corporate philosophies.

3. Questions are deleted if they criticize any organized religion, culture, government, or economic system.

4. Pro-hierarchy answers are always given thumbs up, no matter how rude they are, while anti-hierarchy answers are given thumbs down no matter how truthful.

5. The only people left on YA are all pro-hierarchy rightwings.

Yahoo Answers conformist Conspiracies have made it impossible for individuals to be themselves. Thats why every time you hang out in R&S, you are gonna be attacked for not following some official RW theology.

Yahoo Answers conformist Conspiracies by Jerry1341 June 25, 2010

The Great Conspiracial Revolution 

An era of the modern 21st century's world of internet where conspiracy and science fought, where conspiracy becomes science. Peaking human IQ levels and descend back down.

The early 2020s exploded with information, greatly outbalancing truth. Sparking The Great Conspiracial Revolution

Tech giants are ground zero for conspiracial information, most of which are absolutely agaisnt science.

The Great Conspiracial Revolution by 1m1m0 December 23, 2022

Cork Board Conspiracist 

Someone who tries to link the smallest things together in a conspiracy theory, and most likely pins pictures of these things on a cork board and runs string between them to fuel the theory

Derek: Hey have you seen John recently?
Connor: Nope, he's been too caught up in his idea that bananas are responsible for lung cancer
Derek: Man he really is a Cork Board Conspiracist isn't he?

Cork Board Conspiracist by Cantalopian May 21, 2016