Definitions by Dirtylittlesecret.alyx

Fein 

A Travis Scott song that middle schoolers are obsessed with

My students: Fein fein fein fein fein
Me: I’m tired of hearing about Travis Scott’s horrible song fein

Fein by Dirtylittlesecret.alyx December 9, 2024

that’s what you do 

The answer to a question which is pretty much obvious

Tina: Why’d you take that bandage off your head?! That shit is bleeding!
Mike: cuz that’s what you do!

that’s what you do by Dirtylittlesecret.alyx August 8, 2024

Real Analysis 

Math from the planet nahfalafagus. We use latex and take turns doing the notes. Tom“teaches” it.

Real analysis makes math majors question why they chose that major.

Real Analysis by Dirtylittlesecret.alyx April 15, 2024

donutsvillage 

The land on nahfalafagus where everything is made out of donuts and frosting. The longer you live there, the more you change into a donut form yourself

This is what Tom looks like after living in donutsvillage

donutsvillage by Dirtylittlesecret.alyx September 1, 2023

Proclasstinating

Procrastinating by doing work for another class, instead of the class you should be doing work for. It’s a better way to procrastinate, and you still get to avoid the work you don’t wanna do

Logan: yo did you see the hw for English, it’s gonna take like 5 hours to do!
Aaron: fuck that I’m gonna do work for calc, at least I can tolerate that

Logan: damn you proclasstinating
Aaron: at least I’m not goofing off playing the sock game

Proclasstinating by Dirtylittlesecret.alyx February 24, 2023

explecinate

Explain, when you’re stumbling on your own words. Created by moriah Elizabeth

I’m not going to thoroughly explecinate what explecinate means.

explecinate by Dirtylittlesecret.alyx October 28, 2022

butter the spatula 

Take out the trash. Comes from the Italian phrase buttare la spazzatura meaning to take out the trash.

Lee always bitches when I don’t butter the spatula, but she does it anyway.

butter the spatula by Dirtylittlesecret.alyx July 11, 2022