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consoup by bigger bitch January 19, 2015
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consupulate
Joe: I would rather circumcise a rabid cat then do the homework
Mrs Johnson: *Consupulates in disgust*
Mrs Johnson: *Consupulates in disgust*
consupulate by Microwaved Fork February 12, 2021
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constupid
Being both confused and stupid simultaneously.
Etymology: Coined by comedian Patrice O'Neal on the VH1 show "Web Junk 20"--an Internet clip countown program. He used the term to insult a weatherman from Athens, OH who completely bungled a local news weather report.
Etymology: Coined by comedian Patrice O'Neal on the VH1 show "Web Junk 20"--an Internet clip countown program. He used the term to insult a weatherman from Athens, OH who completely bungled a local news weather report.
constupid by improviduto April 8, 2006
CONSTUPITATION
A painful experience resulting in a look of agonzing stupidity and constipation of the brain thus blocking all intelligent thought
CONSTUPITATION by J. Taylor Tx September 30, 2008
Excessive Consuption Disorder - ECD
Over-eating/Improper-eating, leading to over weight or obese body weight conditions, higher than a person's scientifically determined weight range.
It has its origins in improper mental processes regarding eating and emotional/psychological issues, leading to somatic effects (adipose tissue formation, hyper-weight related pathologies).
It has its origins in improper mental processes regarding eating and emotional/psychological issues, leading to somatic effects (adipose tissue formation, hyper-weight related pathologies).
Some people say he's fat because eats lots since he lacks will power, others may say he has Excessive Consuption Disorder - ECD.
(talking about someone)
"You know, that fat girl who you saw at the tube station the other day.."
"Oh! you mean that girl with ECD?"
(talking about someone)
"You know, that fat girl who you saw at the tube station the other day.."
"Oh! you mean that girl with ECD?"
Excessive Consuption Disorder - ECD by Polyhistor June 25, 2009
constupidity
I'm tired of dealing with Dennis, he has absolutely no idea what he is talking about. His constupidity is bringing down our party.
constupidity by hsilived May 20, 2016
Constupidity
When someone is so full of stupid, that there is danger that they will suddenly blow stupid out at others.
Constupidity by hsilived May 20, 2016
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Respectfully
Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.
After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
Respectfully by john quan the first December 20, 2020
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You met me at a very Chinese time in my life
Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."
You met me at a very Chinese time in my life by Sus Chad September 21, 2026
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crunchy
Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.
Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.
Modified derivative of granola.
Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.
Modified derivative of granola.
murderhobo
In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.
The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
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Whale
In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.
Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.
A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.
A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.