Conjjitterate 

When you forcibly go against your team to make them lose.

"This dude killed the who team! He tried to conjjitterate to the team!"

Conjjitterate by Papahog November 6, 2017

Conshitterate 

When you are considerate enough to use air freshener and/or fart fan after dropping massive duece in office or home setting.

Man, at least Dave was conshitterate after that ginormous dump he took by using the air freshener.

Conshitterate by mediumdave22 March 5, 2011