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any shoe made by the converse brand which include but is not limited to chuck taylor all stars chucks
"hey i just got a new pair of cons"
"oh man thats great i love cons"
cons by rileyz September 16, 2008
Noun : Origin France

A stupid school girl who craves being pleasured from behind.
"Look at Cons squatting in that pickle patch."
"Jesus he just cant get enough"
Cons by BuddDwyer6 October 28, 2014

Cons-toe-pated 

What happens when you can't take a SHIT because NINETOES put his foot up your MOTHERFUCKING ASS
The man would not shut his fucking mouth and kept running his neck, after being bitch slapped he was turned around and quickly became cons-toe-pated for being stupid

cons'kwn'ss 

chris actions came with the following cons'kwn'ss....
cons'kwn'ss by ryan chloe July 14, 2010

cons diaz 

Very well known guy who lives in Sinaloa in Mexico, no body has slept with him but you can see se has a huge ding dong from afar
Wow just look that Cons Diaz
I think Julia is Cons Diaz girlfriend, I wish a was her
cons diaz by I am the lover March 8, 2017

Scented Cons 

A game on ROBLOX where ages 6 - 60 go to have e-sex. Typically gets banned after about an hour and usually has a Discord server dedicated to uploading these games. Includes avatar modifiers which add male/female genitalia as well as an animation GUI. Short for Scented Condos, and is interchangeable with "Cons Scented", which is a play-on of "Consented". These games usually have a program which disables the chat filter.
Typical conversation in a Scented Cons game:

6-Year-Old: abc if u wanna have Sex
53-Year-Old: abc

mom: what are you doing???
6-Year-Old: playing roblox
mom: get off that game right now
53-year-old: oh yeah harder
mom: what is that person saying????
6-year-old: nothing
mom: *breaks laptop and beats 6-year-old*