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short for "Converse Chuck Taylor All-Stars", which are a type of canvas shoes often used in basketball, or worn by grebs.

-"Dude, cool cons."
-"Yeah, they are cool."

cons by tom the cs player October 23, 2003

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cons

any shoe made by the converse brand which include but is not limited to chuck taylor all stars chucks

"hey i just got a new pair of cons"
"oh man thats great i love cons"

cons by rileyz September 16, 2008

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Cons

Noun : Origin France

A stupid school girl who craves being pleasured from behind.

"Look at Cons squatting in that pickle patch."
"Jesus he just cant get enough"

Cons by BuddDwyer6 October 28, 2014

Cons-toe-pated

What happens when you can't take a SHIT because NINETOES put his foot up your MOTHERFUCKING ASS

The man would not shut his fucking mouth and kept running his neck, after being bitch slapped he was turned around and quickly became cons-toe-pated for being stupid

Cons-toe-pated by NINE-mothafuckin-TOES December 26, 2021

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cons'kwn'ss

consequences....

chris actions came with the following cons'kwn'ss....

cons'kwn'ss by ryan chloe July 14, 2010

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cons diaz

Very well known guy who lives in Sinaloa in Mexico, no body has slept with him but you can see se has a huge ding dong from afar

Wow just look that Cons Diaz
I think Julia is Cons Diaz girlfriend, I wish a was her

cons diaz by I am the lover March 8, 2017

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Scented Cons

A game on ROBLOX where ages 6 - 60 go to have e-sex. Typically gets banned after about an hour and usually has a Discord server dedicated to uploading these games. Includes avatar modifiers which add male/female genitalia as well as an animation GUI. Short for Scented Condos, and is interchangeable with "Cons Scented", which is a play-on of "Consented". These games usually have a program which disables the chat filter.

Typical conversation in a Scented Cons game:

6-Year-Old: abc if u wanna have Sex
53-Year-Old: abc

mom: what are you doing???
6-Year-Old: playing roblox
mom: get off that game right now
53-year-old: oh yeah harder
mom: what is that person saying????
6-year-old: nothing
mom: *breaks laptop and beats 6-year-old*

Scented Cons by JewJew's Bizarre Gas Chamber May 20, 2020

sexspan

The number of years you are still sexually active

While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.

sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022

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womp

A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.

You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.

womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011

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