conquoted

penis

“Yo, did you see how small hamzah’s conquoted was”
“yeah shit was miniscule”

by reckle$$_17 June 29, 2023

confusted

in the state of being confused and frustrated.

pedro is confusted bc he doesn't know if his real name is jose or pedro.

by confustedemployee July 20, 2011

Conducted a Margiela

The act of performing a heroic task in a god like manner.

Boy 1: I ran into that burning building and saved a baby
Girl 1: damn you just conducted a margiela!

by hercules_like_human February 20, 2023

Confunted

the amalgam of cunt and confused, used when somebody displays confusion while intoxicated.

Example: "Mate you want a mixed kebab?" "What the fuck are you saying? I'm confunted."

by Thomas Parfrey January 1, 2009

confuted

When someone is confused in a very adorable way.

Girl: Can I listen to your music?
-hands her iPod-
Girl: (teasing) You probably have Beethoven on here.
Boy: No I don' - wait... never mind. I do.
Girl: You look very confuted

by thirsty as fuck November 2, 2019

Confucted

1. The substantial accumulation of musterfucks.
2. When there's like a situation where you go, "yeah, that's a little messed up" but then one more thing happens that cockslaps you in the face and makes you go," Oh, shit that situation is so confucted now."
3. (adj) describing a situation in which case you'd rather watch horses fuck. and none of that kinky shit.

Synonyms:
fucked up, messed up, shitty, like-bird-shat
Antonyms:
so-glorious, victorious,

Will- "People are just so fucked up sometimes"
Grace- "I know, the whole thing is just confucted"

Nick-"Did you see the chick last night?"
Molly-"Yeah, she was really confucted."
Nick- "I totally confucted that shit."

by JustSandymothafuckahs November 3, 2011

Conquested

A person you have previously had casual sex with.

"I haven't conquested that one yet but she's on the list."

by Bdizzle562 October 28, 2009