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An public elementary school in Chicago Illinois in which 99% relatively smart white kids and their dumbass teachers spend five days a week. The younger kids seem to love their teachers and think they’re cool. Middle school kids suffer from condescending teachers, their own insecurities, and drama that nobody else really cares about. The science teacher can’t spell esophagus or hypothesis and the math teacher the math teacher can’t spell awesome. And if you’re in neighborhood, you have an ancient humanities teacher that probably never had a childhood. We have cliques like any other school, included the sporty bitches, the Snapchat obsessed hoes, the vapers, the anxiety-ridden nerds, and the stupid boys who no one really pays attention to. I guess there are a few normal people too but there are too few to count them. Our dance teacher is a racist who doesn’t know what hijiab is, our drama teacher is the only one who takes her class seriously, our art teacher is boring, our music teacher is kind of fun, and our gym, Spanish, and library teachers are irrelevant. The seventh graders are super pressured but the eight graders don’t give a fuck. We’re all counting the days to graduation, after which we’ll all go to Amundsen or maybe Lane or Jones. But until then, we’re all pretty privileged so it’s fine.
You went to Coonley? Well you’re privileged and white so that makes sense.
Coonley by Michael great Scarn February 22, 2019
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The Conley 

Hitting someone in the face with a lunch tray in a cafeteria or mess hall. Can be any kind of tray, metal or plastic, but it most effective when it breaks or shatters on impact.
Dude that guy just came up to pick a fight with Chad, but he put The Conley on his ass.
The Conley by dmanfolife1337 March 7, 2008

chris conley 

"Dude, Chris Conley's lyrics are the rawest and purest ever."
chris conley by sAL oMAL September 14, 2008
Confley derives from the Puertorican ethnic background as a form of slang meaning "Corn Flakes".
mira si tiene hambre silbete uno Confley.
Confley by Ezzyc December 20, 2010
a hot guy with a amazing heart for the world and will appreciate everyone and everything
he’s a hot guy and super nice their name should be conley
conley by moe is daddy August 17, 2021
Conleys are mostly pretty suspicious, and could somehow be the co-creators of the face. Also, somehow every time I see Captain Cananada I never see any Conleys?
Okay, that Conley is acting really suspicious right now.
Conley by babyjohn991 September 20, 2023