Definitions by babyjohn991

Palate Expander 

A surprisingly legal torture device created by orthodontists that would be the worst way to die in the middle ages if you turned it multiple times a day, it works by turning a key in the thing to slowly expand your jaw to be wider. Is usually followed up by another legal (arguablly worse) torture device. (Braces)

"Oh shoot, I need to turn my Palate Expander tonight!" - Guy 1
"Dude, how is that thing legal?" - Guy 2

Palate Expander by babyjohn991 October 25, 2024

The Face

A horrifying creature, with one sole purpose, to scare teachers and parents. If you ever see the face, run as fast as you can.

Oh no, the face is coming, run!

The Face by babyjohn991 September 21, 2023

Krew 

Krews are types of people who usually think out of the box, but at the same time are really crazy.

Oh my gosh, it's another Krew.
We could use a Krew on our group project right about now.

Krew by babyjohn991 September 20, 2023

Conley 

Conleys are mostly pretty suspicious, and could somehow be the co-creators of the face. Also, somehow every time I see Captain Cananada I never see any Conleys?

Okay, that Conley is acting really suspicious right now.

Conley by babyjohn991 September 20, 2023

Captain Cananada 

No, his name is not Captain Canada. Captain Cananada is a huge superhero who loves to save the day at any moment!

Captain Cananada is going to save us from The Face!

Captain Cananada by babyjohn991 September 20, 2023

Jack

Jacks are often blonde, fond of coding, and are really fun to be with. Also, they have serious rizz. Like, O.M.G.

Aw, come on! A Jack stole my girlfriend!

Jack by babyjohn991 September 20, 2023

Graham 

People who are very talented in sports. They often drive people crazy as 99.5% of Grahams have created creepy face drawings that come to life.

Oh no, a Graham is drawing a face! Run!

Graham by babyjohn991 September 20, 2023