Coonley

An public elementary school in Chicago Illinois in which 99% relatively smart white kids and their dumbass teachers spend five days a week. The younger kids seem to love their teachers and think they’re cool. Middle school kids suffer from condescending teachers, their own insecurities, and drama that nobody else really cares about. The science teacher can’t spell esophagus or hypothesis and the math teacher the math teacher can’t spell awesome. And if you’re in neighborhood, you have an ancient humanities teacher that probably never had a childhood. We have cliques like any other school, included the sporty bitches, the Snapchat obsessed hoes, the vapers, the anxiety-ridden nerds, and the stupid boys who no one really pays attention to. I guess there are a few normal people too but there are too few to count them. Our dance teacher is a racist who doesn’t know what hijiab is, our drama teacher is the only one who takes her class seriously, our art teacher is boring, our music teacher is kind of fun, and our gym, Spanish, and library teachers are irrelevant. The seventh graders are super pressured but the eight graders don’t give a fuck. We’re all counting the days to graduation, after which we’ll all go to Amundsen or maybe Lane or Jones. But until then, we’re all pretty privileged so it’s fine.

You went to Coonley? Well you’re privileged and white so that makes sense.

by Michael great Scarn February 22, 2019

Coonley

When you look at someone dramatically and say fuck it followed by biting your lip or playing with your lip.

I pulled a coonley on victoria yesterday to get her out of class.

by Stickdick April 15, 2020

Cooney'd

When you are so drunk, that you pass out at 3:00 in the after noon hugging the porcelin. Usually being Cooney'd involves a foam filled mouth and a face filled with tears. Dry heaving may be a side effect, but that is if and only if you are completly Cooney'd.

Brandon drank a shit ton of Natty Light because we kept making him bong 2-3 beers at a time. He got totally cooney'd and he almost died.

by The Cooney Train April 25, 2010

cooley

The art of having others pay for a lifestyle and personal expenses, with no outlay of ones own cash.

Although Sarah was flush with cash,she preffered to cooley
her share of the cruise cost.

by upnsmoke March 9, 2009

Cooley Tat

The tattoo one man gets of another man. The term originates from rapper Wale's tattoo of football player Chris Cooley. When someone gets a Cooley Tat they are gay.

Dude 1: "Ah man, I woke up last night and I had a tattoo."
Dude 2: "Oh shit, is that a tattoo of Mick Jagger? You got a Cooley Tat and you know what that means!"
Dude 1: "Shit, I guess I'm a raving homo."

by WalesGay February 23, 2010

Chris Cooley

one of the best tight ends in the NFL who plays for the Washington Redskins. Chris Cooley typically owns anyone who covers him and his hair is sweet (no homo). He also got with two Redskins cheerleaders before marrying one of them (total baller hes a beast). Chris Cooley is also known as CAPTAIN CHAOS

fan- dude, did you see Cooley tear it up yesterday?
fan #2- yea hes ridiculous i wish we had him

Chris Cooley=Beast

by aoaoao August 12, 2008

COOLEY BOY

A man that likes to have (ANAL) Cooley sex with women.

My Friend Seth is a real cooley boy with the ladies!

by VINNY TUFANO November 22, 2007