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Conley'd 

The results from failing to use the appropriate amount of any material required to properly do a job. Almost always the fault of a cheap, drunk Irishman.
Guy: Man, Bill totally Conley'd those coals last night at the cookout. It was barely hot enough to cook a bluegill!

Chick: I know, that cheap bastard was drunk as fuck on High Life too.
Conley'd by Pseudoding July 25, 2011
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Cooley'd 

To be Cooley'd is when someone's actions or lack of action cause's a monumental amount of grief for you & others.
This is mostly achieved by doing half of the task at hand then palming it off to someone else to do.
It can also be achieved by one person consistently badgering you with stupid shit that they can do themselves.

Mostly the person who has Cooley'd you will be unaware that they have done it.
I rang Tom about the order and he told me Graham has it. I rang Graham to find out what was going on. It turns out Graham did half of it, then hand balled it to someone else. Oh shit, I've been Cooley'd.
Cooley'd by Maverick77 December 8, 2010

Dylan Conley

Who’s your worst hookup?
Dylan Conley
Dylan Conley by ipeggedurfather January 26, 2022

Dominic Conley

Dominic Conley is a young male who claims to be 6 feet tall (he’s 5’11) and he enjoys football and touching his private parts.

He has curly brown hair that is not properly taken care of and his Best friend (who is actually above 6’0) wrecks him in everything the do. Dominic has a heightened fear of women as they typically reject him for his skinny immature status.

Dominic is a funny kid but unfortunately that doesn’t assist him in getting the ladies. He has a pornography addiction as well as a gaming addiction and he enjoys watching anime in his room
Dominic Conley is a tight end on the football team.

Coney Dog 

A girl with B.O.
Last night I was with a girl that smelled like a Coney Dog!
Coney Dog by Wandman April 3, 2015

coney dog 

pooping of a girls chest and the tit humping her in the breast area.
Josh and his mom
coney dog by Ryan Smith April 15, 2003

Cincinnati Coney Dog 

When you’re cuddling with your girl and she sharts all over your cock.
“we were chillin and she did the Cincinnati Coney Dog, got chili all over my cheese-dog.”
Cincinnati Coney Dog by gtomcsik October 9, 2020
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