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The Conley 

Hitting someone in the face with a lunch tray in a cafeteria or mess hall. Can be any kind of tray, metal or plastic, but it most effective when it breaks or shatters on impact.
Dude that guy just came up to pick a fight with Chad, but he put The Conley on his ass.
The Conley by dmanfolife1337 March 7, 2008
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chris conley 

A lyrical genius and lead singer for Saves the Day.
"Dude, Chris Conley's lyrics are the rawest and purest ever."
chris conley by sAL oMAL September 14, 2008

Consle wars

Why the fuck do 9 year olds compare which is better or not I mean they have like the same controls you guys are stupid
Person: EWWWWWW YOU LIKE GAYSTAION
Other person: consle wars is over kid
Confley derives from the Puertorican ethnic background as a form of slang meaning "Corn Flakes".
mira si tiene hambre silbete uno Confley.
Confley by Ezzyc December 20, 2010
a hot guy with a amazing heart for the world and will appreciate everyone and everything
he’s a hot guy and super nice their name should be conley
conley by moe is daddy August 17, 2021
Conleys are mostly pretty suspicious, and could somehow be the co-creators of the face. Also, somehow every time I see Captain Cananada I never see any Conleys?
Okay, that Conley is acting really suspicious right now.
Conley by babyjohn991 September 20, 2023
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Surf Dracula Syndrome 

A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.

For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.
I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!
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Northstarring

Finding your way back to the truth by fixing on one verified fact and working out from there, the way you navigate by the North Star when everything around you is spinning.
Rumours were flying everywhere, so she went northstarring — one checked fact at a time.
Northstarring by Light Bearer October 22, 2026
Word of the Day on October 23, 2026

Plate of Brown 

A plate of brown consists of foods that have little to no nutritional value, and are typically deep fried. A true plate of brown will also be accompanied by a dark soda.
Wanna go to meal hall & grab a plate of brown?
Plate of Brown by Cheddar Craigson September 18, 2020
Word of the Day on October 22, 2026

Larpenomics

When finance content creators rent out fancy cars and flex cash to seem richer than they really are in order to promote and sell their “get rich quick” courses.
Andrew Tate has mastered the field of larpenomics
Larpenomics by Rbois09 October 21, 2026
Word of the Day on October 21, 2026

Palmela Handerson 

Your hand that you masturbate with.
Girlfriend: What are you going to do for the next week while I'm on holiday?

Boyfriend: Have a visit from Palmela Handerson of course!
Word of the Day on October 20, 2026
Basically the same meaning as ate.
x:"Girl your fit chewed today!"
Chewed by iod1o March 30, 2022
Word of the Day on October 19, 2026
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