Nicolai's definitions

Hauptmann

The equivalent to a captain in the Third Reich (1920s-1945). The rank of Hauptsturmführer was discarded by Germany after the fall of the Third Reich.

Frans was promoted to Hauptmann.

by Nicolai February 15, 2004

First Penis

The term used to define the penis of the President of the United States.

There have been 42 First Penises since 1776.

by Nicolai January 25, 2004

Deacon

A low-ranking member of the Roman Catholic Church.

Jones became a deacon of the church.

by Nicolai March 30, 2004

MG

'Machine gun.' Precedes the number of certain weapon names.

That soldier used an MG42.

by Nicolai February 15, 2004

congresswoman

A term used to describe an elected official (female) of the United States Congress, specifically the lower house of Congress (known as the House of Representatives).

After an arduous campaign, Jane became a congresswoman.

by Nicolai August 11, 2004

software engineer

A person that programs software.

Frank was a software engineer for Capital Gain Inc.

by Nicolai January 24, 2004

guy le douche

An 'insulting' name, often spoken to get somebody's attention. It was started by the TV show MXC (Most Extreme Elimination Challenge), in which a character named Guy le Douche appears.

Are you listening to me? Hey, Guy le Douche!

by Nicolai July 2, 2004