confuser. 

a person who confuses words, sometimes will use words that are completely unrelated to the word they mean to use.

The boss has been sadamizing me to get those reports in, you know like putting the presssure on me.
No no, thats not what sadamizing means, you are such a confuser.

confuser. by hary the fatness May 29, 2007

confuser

the term for a computer used by someone who has trouble using them.

"how do you turn the confuser off? do i just pull the plug out of the wall?"

confuser by el_ectra May 27, 2007

Confuser

A confuser is someone who you are attracted to despite not usually fancying someone of that gender

Dave: I usually like girls but I do have a bit of a thing for Johnny Depp
Hazel: Oh, he's your confuser. Mine is Drew Barrymore

Confuser by badbumblebee March 9, 2010

confuser

A person who seems to be of neither gender yet very attractive.
Male Confuser's generally have long hair and wear make up and 'confuser clothes'
Female Confusers normally don the short hair and gender neutral clothes

Confusers revell in the fact that they confuse people and love every one who asks them whether they are a girl or a boy. They will however act pissed off for the 'act'

Boy1: Is that a boy or a girl?
Boy2: Dunno maybe it's a confuser
Boy1: Their Hott anway
Boy2:mmmm

confuser by corzah1 April 5, 2008

The Confuser

"The Confuser" is very similiar to the commonly known "Punisher" and the very popular "Shocker".
The Confuser involves the male participant using his crooked pinkey finger and sticks it into a woman's vagina. The Confuser is a very good technique because it allows the man to reach all of the "Nooks and Crannies" and confuses the women, making it more enjoyable because she has no idea where he will go next.

"Which way will I go! Which way will I go!"

The Confuser by Tom Green May 6, 2005

Confused him 

Hanson wrote refuse into confused in his homework, but he was confused when he typed refuse, and he typed confused instead. Now we're more confused than him.

My friend wanted a piece of paper to draw on, in exchange he would give me 3 dollars but l confused him.

Student A: Should be refuse

All students: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

Confused him by JohnMakFan January 10, 2021

confused boner 

A term for when one is aroused by something they know they should not be aroused by.

"When I looked at that picture of Kermit and miss Piggy making out I got a confused boner"

confused boner by Naked Mongoose May 15, 2014