Confusex

Philosophical sex guru

I have a new mantra during sex after meeting with a Confusex.

Confusex by TobiaSH January 4, 2019

Confusex

Morning after sex where both parties involved have no idea how they got in bed together the night before, but neither of them want to ask the question of what happened and make things awkward.

“Neither of us knew how we got there, but we were both bored so we just had Confusex.”

Confusex by TheKingofBeans October 11, 2021

confusex

State of being in which you are lost, confused, over-analyzing, and heartbroken in regards to your love life and sexual adventures.

I am so confusex about Sara.

confusex by Kristoph Fruedian Slip August 24, 2012

Confused him 

Hanson wrote refuse into confused in his homework, but he was confused when he typed refuse, and he typed confused instead. Now we're more confused than him.

My friend wanted a piece of paper to draw on, in exchange he would give me 3 dollars but l confused him.

Student A: Should be refuse

All students: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

Confused him by JohnMakFan January 10, 2021

confused boner 

A term for when one is aroused by something they know they should not be aroused by.

"When I looked at that picture of Kermit and miss Piggy making out I got a confused boner"

confused boner by Naked Mongoose May 15, 2014

confused screaming 

When you don't know what the hell is happening and you confused AF

Friend: I don't like women because women like dick and that's gay.

Me: *confused screaming*

confused screaming by DontHaveALife April 13, 2018

confuselled 

means 1 word and only 1 word: confused.

A: im confuselled :-S

confuselled by drako December 22, 2004