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One incredibly pretentious and untalented film reviewer that keeps making boring videos only to complain about movies that he don´t like but other people enjoyed. His videos are incredibly boring and tedious, and all of them are a complete waste of time. Just like Urban Dictionary.
Man, I rather rub my eyes with onions rather than watch any of those shitty videos made by Confused Matthew.
by amaurysvp01 January 09, 2011
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A totally down to earth film reviewer. Different to most critics as he reviews popular films he considers did not deserve the attention they gained, hence the reason he is 'confused'. He explains why in a clear and detailed fashion and offers solid arguments as to why a film was bad.
Confused Matthew:
They may as well as hung a neon sign over the water that says "this way to the secret Gungan city".
by Arkatos August 25, 2010
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