2 definitions by badbumblebee

Confuser

A confuser is someone who you are attracted to despite not usually fancying someone of that gender

Dave: I usually like girls but I do have a bit of a thing for Johnny Depp
Hazel: Oh, he's your confuser. Mine is Drew Barrymore

by badbumblebee March 9, 2010

The fear of leaving the bubble you have been isolating with.

Jeff won’t even come for a socially distanced walk with me. Him and Maud have not seen anyone else in months. They are totally covipendant

by badbumblebee January 10, 2021