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confuckle 

"Don't confuckle me you bastard!"
ahhaha
confuckle by iibiitee;; February 23, 2009

Confucked 

To conform, but in the end, not benefiting at all, and instead getting screwed over. Hence the term, confucked.
The government wants you to conform by paying your taxes, going to work or school everyday, and buying health insurance, but in reality, you're getting confucked.
Confucked by catfood69 May 11, 2016

confuckled 

the state in which you are so confused that you know you are fucked.
I didnt pay attention in Honors Western Civilizations and when the homework was passed out I knew I was confuckled!
confuckled by Shaniqua McWhite September 19, 2008

confucked 

when you’re fucking confused and barely know what your life is anymore
i’m so confucked right now honestly
confucked by okden April 11, 2020

Confungled 

when your really confused and thinking 'what the hell is going on!?'
'teacher speaking'
Student: What the hell is he talking about? I'm so effin' confungled!
Confungled by Maggie doofensmertz December 9, 2009

Confunkled 

Chaotic or muddled brain thoughts or status. A combination of kerfuffle and confused.
The latest episode of Tlentifini Maarhaysu left it's audience confunkled.
Confunkled by Moogyboobles May 15, 2005