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To be confused by, but in a very trusting way.

confide - to trust in someone

confuse - to not understand

confide+confuse=confude
While watching "Steven Hawking: into the universe", I was confuded by all the crazy ideas... but I liked the pretty visuals so I kept watching.
Confude by miket1044 July 28, 2012

Confudeled 

God Ben I'm confudeled
Confudeled by Confudeled May 8, 2015

Confudesperation

A stage of someone's life where they are so desperate, they will try and get with anyone they can. Currently sweeping the UK, confudesperation sufferers frequently change their mind over who they actually like, often leading to confrontations and arguments in certain levels of the british underclass.

See also homoconfudesperation
"Javine's slept with Romeo, Baz, 'arry AND Charlie...i reckon she's suffering from confudesperation"
Confudesperation by NowImLost July 18, 2005

Confuestion 

1. A question someone might ask when they are confused. 2. A confusing question. 3. Relating to, or having to do with a question of a confusing nature. 4. A shortaning of "Confusing Question".

Derived from a secret argot existing only at Gladstone High School.
"Confuestion!" Mark stated confusidly.

"Why is it we live?" Sandy asked Tom.
"That's a good confuestion." Tom replied
Confuestion by Itsu March 22, 2004

confudeulbuddid 

In a dazed and confused state of mind.
I'm so confudeulbuddid, because i drank too much.
confudeulbuddid by Jacqui H. September 6, 2005

confusesation 

This confusesation has gotten out of hand!
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"Yeah, she's kind of annoying. All she ever talks about it ballet."

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"Yeah... I know."
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trucker's tan 

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I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.
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Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.
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Pee Calculus

When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.
I saw Satantango last night, wonderful film but by the 5th hour I had to start doing pee calculus.
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Literally "dirty" pronounced with a West Indian accent. Can also have a positive connotation, for example Sean Paul's album title "Dutty Rock".
"The girl is pretty but she corrupt and dutty!"

or, in a positive usage:

"Booya! That freestyle was dutty!"
Dutty by J Hall April 3, 2003
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