Confuckered
Confuckered by WeirdAuntMartha November 1, 2003
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Confuckered
The feeling of being both confused and f*cked.
• Volunteering for something you have no idea about.
• Getting in trouble and trying to figure out why but you know it can't be something good.
• Realizing today is the due date on a paper you got the first week of the semester and have completely forgotten about until today...etc.
Also, acting confused and claiming you don't know anything when you know you did something wrong and you know your f*cked either way.
• Your girlfriend finds pictures that were "accidentally" sent you you in your phone.
• Your boyfriend finds "really old" messages on your FB from an Ex.
• Volunteering for something you have no idea about.
• Getting in trouble and trying to figure out why but you know it can't be something good.
• Realizing today is the due date on a paper you got the first week of the semester and have completely forgotten about until today...etc.
Also, acting confused and claiming you don't know anything when you know you did something wrong and you know your f*cked either way.
• Your girlfriend finds pictures that were "accidentally" sent you you in your phone.
• Your boyfriend finds "really old" messages on your FB from an Ex.
(After volunteering to reprogram your bosses computer a week after starting a new job) "What the hell did I do? I'm so confuckered."
Confuckered by emilynashea May 24, 2014
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I didnt pay attention in Honors Western Civilizations and when the homework was passed out I knew I was confuckled!
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confuckery
Trying to organize a karaoke contest and a naked midget twister showdown resulted in complete confuckery.
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Setting up two different sound systems on the playa usually results in audio confuckery; so turn the Disco Duck off, already.
confuckery by Mark D'Antonio January 9, 2009
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