by WeirdAuntMartha November 1, 2003
Get the Confuckered mug.The feeling of being both confused and f*cked.
• Volunteering for something you have no idea about.
• Getting in trouble and trying to figure out why but you know it can't be something good.
• Realizing today is the due date on a paper you got the first week of the semester and have completely forgotten about until today...etc.
Also, acting confused and claiming you don't know anything when you know you did something wrong and you know your f*cked either way.
• Your girlfriend finds pictures that were "accidentally" sent you you in your phone.
• Your boyfriend finds "really old" messages on your FB from an Ex.
• Volunteering for something you have no idea about.
• Getting in trouble and trying to figure out why but you know it can't be something good.
• Realizing today is the due date on a paper you got the first week of the semester and have completely forgotten about until today...etc.
Also, acting confused and claiming you don't know anything when you know you did something wrong and you know your f*cked either way.
• Your girlfriend finds pictures that were "accidentally" sent you you in your phone.
• Your boyfriend finds "really old" messages on your FB from an Ex.
(After volunteering to reprogram your bosses computer a week after starting a new job) "What the hell did I do? I'm so confuckered."
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Configured or constructed in such a way as to lead to disaster. Related to: technologycomputersinternet
by Hanzo06 August 2, 2016
Get the confuckered mug.To conform, but in the end, not benefiting at all, and instead getting screwed over. Hence the term, confucked.
The government wants you to conform by paying your taxes, going to work or school everyday, and buying health insurance, but in reality, you're getting confucked.
by catfood69 May 11, 2016
Get the Confucked mug.I didnt pay attention in Honors Western Civilizations and when the homework was passed out I knew I was confuckled!
by Shaniqua McWhite September 19, 2008
Get the confuckled mug.by okden April 11, 2020
Get the confucked mug.Trying to organize a karaoke contest and a naked midget twister showdown resulted in complete confuckery.
Setting up two different sound systems on the playa usually results in audio confuckery; so turn the Disco Duck off, already.
Setting up two different sound systems on the playa usually results in audio confuckery; so turn the Disco Duck off, already.
by Mark D'Antonio January 9, 2009
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