confuckeld

when you like a very hot girl but she is really bitchy and you can't stand to be around her except for the fact that she is hot

The most used example for confuckeld is the confuck scale:
oprah - nice but ugly
scarlet johansen- moderate and a little pretty
megan fox - extremely hot but extremely bitchy
snookie - bitchy and ugly

by Scondon Nark April 24, 2012

Confuckadoodle

An event or situation which is totally messed up and in disarray; a complete failure of organisation.

A situation in which the planning has completely failed.

The party was a confuckadoodle as there was no beer and women.

Dame Edna's birthday was a total confuckadoodle as it full of old men and bad smells; no women or good times to be had!

by John J Black August 15, 2012

confuckle

Another word used for being confused.

"Don't confuckle me you bastard!"
ahhaha

by iibiitee;; February 23, 2009

Confucked

To conform, but in the end, not benefiting at all, and instead getting screwed over. Hence the term, confucked.

The government wants you to conform by paying your taxes, going to work or school everyday, and buying health insurance, but in reality, you're getting confucked.

by catfood69 May 11, 2016

Confuckulate

This word is a combination of 'Fucked up' and 'discombobulate'. It means to be messed up beyond all normal realms of thinking. It can be used as: confuckulated, disconfuckulate, disconfuckulated

I was sitting in a meeting, which is common in the Army, and the word discombobulated was used. A few minutes later, when I heard something really stupid, before thinking I said "That is disconfuckulated!"

by Mud Rat June 28, 2011

confuckled

the state in which you are so confused that you know you are fucked.

I didnt pay attention in Honors Western Civilizations and when the homework was passed out I knew I was confuckled!

by Shaniqua McWhite September 19, 2008

confuckulated

a mix of the words, confused, fucked, frustrated, and whatever other words you can mix in there

Today was confuckulated.

by Peyton White September 3, 2005