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conflouge 

I made up this word in 2001 as a joke to see if the hotel clerk would catch it as a made up word. Conflouge : verb; means traffic, objects or people that unnecessarily cram together causing a huge jam up. Conflouge has a negative connotation.
Instead of pulling to the side of the road, the DUMBASSTUOUS drive sat in the middle of the road, causing all the traffic to Conflouge.
conflouge by Godivasports October 27, 2023
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Conflogulate 

To wear your hoodie or sweatshirt only on your arms, but not over your entire body.
When my arms get cold, I like to conflogulate.

I don't conflogulate in public because it's inconvenient.
Conflogulate by getsome.com October 14, 2011

conflutenswagen 

another term used to mean "what?" or "huh?"
"Conflutenswagen? i didnt catch that."
conflutenswagen by feedthekidz October 20, 2004

confluperous 

"Girl, why you always so extra?"
"You right. Lemme stop bein so confluperous."
confluperous by Lillllllllian December 7, 2017

CONFLUSED 

TO BE CON (FUCKING) FUSED , BEWILDERED, NO IDEA AT ALL , MIXED UP
YOU GOT ME CONFLUSED WITH YOUR LAST BITCH.
CONFLUSED by tastie cakes lmao October 20, 2008

conflused 

Unable to think clearly due to symptoms of the flu or cold.
I was so sick last week. I was conflused and could not think straight!
conflused by carickster August 9, 2016

Conflugle 

Conflugle. verb, meaning to thwart, upend or completely destroy someone's intention to pursue a path in life. so that his life is never the same. To be conflugled is to be flummoxed beyond coping.
Adam planned a perfect existence in the garden until he was conflugled by that serpent who dallied with Eve.
Conflugle by Libwrite June 21, 2013