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conflused 

Unable to think clearly due to symptoms of the flu or cold.
I was so sick last week. I was conflused and could not think straight!
conflused by carickster August 9, 2016

ConFLUsed 

When public health officials don't really know what the hell is going on with a new virus strain. Let's name it Swine, no that's not fair to pigs. How about H1N1 2009? No, Influenza AH1N1!
Boy, am I conFLUsed with all these media mentions about the latest epidemic/pandemic/plague crap that's going down.
ConFLUsed by Roccus May 1, 2009

Confused him 

Hanson wrote refuse into confused in his homework, but he was confused when he typed refuse, and he typed confused instead. Now we're more confused than him.
My friend wanted a piece of paper to draw on, in exchange he would give me 3 dollars but l confused him.

Student A: Should be refuse

All students: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Confused him by JohnMakFan January 10, 2021

confused boner 

A term for when one is aroused by something they know they should not be aroused by.
"When I looked at that picture of Kermit and miss Piggy making out I got a confused boner"

confused screaming 

When you don't know what the hell is happening and you confused AF
Friend: I don't like women because women like dick and that's gay.

Me: *confused screaming*

Color Confused 

The new politically correct term for those who are "color blind".
Billy: "Mom! Shawn from school is so color blind that he can't tell red from green!"

Mom: "Watch your mouth Billy! The correct term is color confused."