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Confi is a Jewish king and has about 100,000 loyal soldiers.
Among his main laws: don’t mix ketchup and mayonnaise, killing malshabim, nudes on Tuesday.
How CONFI is always awake 24/7?
confi by Kimbabylove April 6, 2019
Words you can keep

confi-fucking-dential 

Pronunciation: kän-f&-fucking-'den(t)-sh&l
Function: adjective

1. fucking private, fucking secret, nobody's damn business;
2. containing information whose unauthorized fucking disclosure could be prejudicial to the national fucking interest.
"It's confi-fucking-dential Sherrol!"

"Dude, did you tell her what I said about her ass? That was confi-fucking-dential!"

checkpoint confidence 

Checkpoint confidence is the feeling of safety you get after earning a checkpoint in a video game, that ups your tendency to do risky things now that you know you won't lose your last bit of hard earned progress if you are immediately killed.
"Why are you suddenly rushing them, Gavin? You'll die!"

"Yeah well I have checkpoint confidence right now."

Confidence Check 

A quick morale check, between two or more people, prior to entering into a situation in which a high level of confidence is required.
Paul: "Confidence check."

Mike: "90 percent."

Paul: "Good enough, now let's go make an approach on that 2-set"
The best Youtube channel ever to exist. Most popular for its hits "Medo Brundo jebanje" and "Debele nocne kurve iz MML-a". Soon to surpass Pewdiepie and officially become number 1.
A:Have you heard about Cofi11?
B:Yes his content is so lit. I low that channel.
Cofi11 by Drkalo MMl April 23, 2019

power coffin 

A euphemism for just about any noun/verb you could think of
"Hey, dude. Wanna go power coffin Swervedriver vocalist, Adam Franklin with me?"
"You bet your juicing power coffin I do!"
power coffin by DEFEKATOR January 26, 2017

solitaire confinement 

When you have no internet and all you can do all day long is play solitaire.
When Mom took away my network card, I was in solitaire confinement for a week.
solitaire confinement by KikiMiki January 12, 2008
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