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confed

Usually short for Confederate. Has nothing to do with K-fed or being cornfed. Confed is also a handle used by one of the best CS players around. His dick has unfathomable girth and will sometimes scare the ladies when they first lay their eyes on it.
That damn confed guy just keeps killing me.
by Rob E. Lee May 29, 2008
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a goulag confed

a judge/prosecutor who would more likely send a violent criminal to a goulag work camp rather than to either life in prison or death row
a goulag confed is what we financially require right now; violent criminals should also work and pay taxes rather than just do life in prison or be put on the chair
by Sexydimma November 30, 2019
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a goulag confed

a judge/prosecutor who would more likely send a violent criminal to a goulag work camp rather than to either life in prison or death row
a goulag confed is what we financially require right now; violent criminals should also work and pay taxes rather than just do life in prison or be put on the chair
by Sexydimma February 9, 2020
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checkpoint confidence

Checkpoint confidence is the feeling of safety you get after earning a checkpoint in a video game, that ups your tendency to do risky things now that you know you won't lose your last bit of hard earned progress if you are immediately killed.
"Why are you suddenly rushing them, Gavin? You'll die!"

"Yeah well I have checkpoint confidence right now."
by GhostOfRedditPast January 29, 2020
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Confidence Check

A quick morale check, between two or more people, prior to entering into a situation in which a high level of confidence is required.
Paul: "Confidence check."

Mike: "90 percent."

Paul: "Good enough, now let's go make an approach on that 2-set"
by brandonmichaelblack.com March 14, 2012
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confodoma

When your penis wraps all the way around your waist and then enters into your own rectum.

Pronounced:
Con-faw-da-maw
"When I got drunk I woke up with a confodoma."
by Dr. Aarben October 25, 2012
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Tea Party Confederate

A small faction of the Tea Party that is extremely racist and are generally birthers. They have claimed Obama is Muslim in addition to other ridiculous allegations. Found primarily in southern U.S. states like Alabama, Mississippi, and Georgia, they often can be seen attending Klan rallies and Neo-Confederate gatherings in addition to mailbombing members of congress.
During the government shutdown, a group of Tea Party Confederates gathered in front of the White House waving Confederate flags and shouting racial slurs.
by De-Foxifier December 1, 2013
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