Confedewanker 

A person who fetishizes the confederacy to the point of masturbating into a confederate battle flag routinely.

Someone should tell that Confedewanker that you can’t just jizz a new star onto the flag.

Confedewanker by anonymous May 18, 2022

Confedewanker 

A person that fetishizes the confederacy to the point of routinely masturbating into the battle flag.

Hey confedewanker, no matter how much jizz you pump onto that flag, it’s not going to add more stars!

Confedewanker by anonymous May 18, 2022

Confederwanker 

A person,(usually identifiably racist) who fetishizes the confederacy so much that they routinely masturbate into a confederate battle flag.

Other acceptable spellings include: Confedewanker, confedawanker

Hey confederwanker, no matter how much jizz you pump onto that flag, it’s not going to add more stars!

Confederwanker by BeUseful May 18, 2022

CoffeeWanker 

One who frequents coffee outlets for pleasure and who complains about the VAT hike but didn't complain before when the coffee outlet didn't pass it on and has passed on the HIKE now. A coffee shop owner also falls under this term because they are crying in the national media about vat hike.

Look at that CoffeeWanker going in for coffee in a shop that hiked the price but they complained about it.

CoffeeWanker by JImmyIreland January 3, 2019