A person who fetishizes the confederacy to the point of masturbating into a confederate battle flag routinely.
by anonymous May 18, 2022
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Hey confedewanker, no matter how much jizz you pump onto that flag, it’s not going to add more stars!
by anonymous May 18, 2022
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A person,(usually identifiably racist) who fetishizes the confederacy so much that they routinely masturbate into a confederate battle flag.
Other acceptable spellings include: Confedewanker, confedawanker
Other acceptable spellings include: Confedewanker, confedawanker
Hey confederwanker, no matter how much jizz you pump onto that flag, it’s not going to add more stars!
by BeUseful May 18, 2022
Get the Confederwanker mug.One who frequents coffee outlets for pleasure and who complains about the VAT hike but didn't complain before when the coffee outlet didn't pass it on and has passed on the HIKE now. A coffee shop owner also falls under this term because they are crying in the national media about vat hike.
Look at that CoffeeWanker going in for coffee in a shop that hiked the price but they complained about it.
by JImmyIreland January 3, 2019
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