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Confedewanker 

A person that fetishizes the confederacy to the point of routinely masturbating into the battle flag.
Hey confedewanker, no matter how much jizz you pump onto that flag, it’s not going to add more stars!
Confedewanker by anonymous May 18, 2022
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Confederwanker 

A person,(usually identifiably racist) who fetishizes the confederacy so much that they routinely masturbate into a confederate battle flag.

Other acceptable spellings include: Confedewanker, confedawanker
Hey confederwanker, no matter how much jizz you pump onto that flag, it’s not going to add more stars!
Confederwanker by BeUseful May 18, 2022

CoffeeWanker 

One who frequents coffee outlets for pleasure and who complains about the VAT hike but didn't complain before when the coffee outlet didn't pass it on and has passed on the HIKE now. A coffee shop owner also falls under this term because they are crying in the national media about vat hike.
Look at that CoffeeWanker going in for coffee in a shop that hiked the price but they complained about it.
CoffeeWanker by JImmyIreland January 3, 2019

mickey mousing

In a movie, when the music is syncronized perfectly with the action, just like a mickey mouse cartoon.
Mickey mousing is used in the shower scene of Psycho
Word of the Day on July 8, 2026

Haram ball

A terrible style of football which is used to win games. Usually used when a team faces a better opponent and will get 11 players behind the ball.
Diego Simeone has mastered the art of haram ball. Atletico Madrid are the worst side to watch
Haram ball by Kuffarboy April 6, 2022
Word of the Day on July 7, 2026
excessive nice speech, the opposite of ragebaiting
adrian: i hope you have a nice day and never get sad!
enrique: joybait ❤️ 🩹🌹
Word of the Day on July 6, 2026