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congrasturbating
Creating a problem that affects millions of people, then praising oneself for fixing only the small part of the problem that affects you and then masturbating.
congrasturbating by Jon Stewart the twntyfourth April 30, 2013
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concrastination
Opposite of procrastination, when one starts on a task almost as soon as it is assigned, and does not rest until the task is done
The concrastinators of the class were working on their homework as soon as the teacher wrote it on the board.
concrastination by Dan McClure October 24, 2004
coneball
The best sport in the world which involves launching a ball to someone from a cone, and them catching it with another cone. The first one to get injured loses.
coneball by Flurby Wurby August 29, 2018
Condragulations
From Rapaul's DragU show. Female contestants, guided by seasoned drag queens from Rupaul's Drag Race, fight to be the fiercest drag queen. Rupaul congradulates (or condraguates) the contestant who finishes with top honors with this word.
Condragulations by Vajay J September 25, 2010
congrammer
The opposite of a competent and conscientious computer programmer.
Congrammers usually don't RTFM and frequently deliver buggy and unmaintainable code, which programmers will loathe them for.
Congrammers survive in the corporate world by deceiving non-technical managers who naively appreciate them for their ass-kissing qualities and "yes sir" attitude. Some congrammers manage to go unsupervised, and by the time managers realize how badly they have damaged their product, it's sometimes too late to go back and have a programmer fix everything.
Congrammers are unlikely to give programmers any real credit for saving their projects, but programmers must willingly help them anyway since otherwise they won't be considered "team players".
Congrammers usually don't RTFM and frequently deliver buggy and unmaintainable code, which programmers will loathe them for.
Congrammers survive in the corporate world by deceiving non-technical managers who naively appreciate them for their ass-kissing qualities and "yes sir" attitude. Some congrammers manage to go unsupervised, and by the time managers realize how badly they have damaged their product, it's sometimes too late to go back and have a programmer fix everything.
Congrammers are unlikely to give programmers any real credit for saving their projects, but programmers must willingly help them anyway since otherwise they won't be considered "team players".
Programmer 1: Hey, I can't follow this module.c code. It's filled with like magic constants and 2,000 line functions. I don't think this guy understood pointers, either... and why did he write his own shitty version of strtol()? WTF...
Programmer 2: Oh yeah... that was all done a while ago by Paul, our old congrammer at the time. After 3 years of shit they finally wised up and let him go. Your guess is as good as mine... Anyways, welcome to the team and good luck fixing that code.
Programmer 1: FML
Programmer 2: Oh yeah... that was all done a while ago by Paul, our old congrammer at the time. After 3 years of shit they finally wised up and let him go. Your guess is as good as mine... Anyways, welcome to the team and good luck fixing that code.
Programmer 1: FML
congrammer by rylesny November 9, 2009