Condishy 

conditioner. as in shampoo and conditioner.

short version = "dishy"

"EEOOOOHWW Can I borrow some condishy?!"
"Back up. Ill get you some dishy!"

Condishy by racky fidge April 13, 2010

condishun 

An excuse people usually make up to blame their failures on.

I can't lose weight due to my condishuns... oh well, I'll just eat this bag of Oreos now...

condishun by 704muscle February 27, 2015

mint-condish

used to define the condition of something old

guy: Are you going to come get that old green sofa out of my basement or what?

girl: Yeah I want it, it's mint-condish. You don't see high quality furniture like that anymore.

mint-condish by pluggymt November 8, 2009

Condish 

Word used by Jack Black in place of the word condition.

"Mint condish... Hendrix played this guitar!"

Condish by Ruth and Liam July 23, 2004

condish 

short for conditioner

what kind of condish do you have, your hair smells nice.

condish by cabeera June 22, 2009

condishawn 

A term used in Inanimate Insanity season 2 by tissues. It’s kind of a thing to say condishawn instead of condition.

Tissues: (loudest sneeze known to man)
Tissues: sorry guys, it’s my condishawn!!!!

condishawn by ashwxrk October 20, 2022

condishsawn 

A really goofy sickness that shuts off your phone

Tissues: sorry it’s my condishsawn

condishsawn by DrStupid123 July 16, 2025