conback

the opposite of a comeback. when someone is intelligently inferior to the person they are being served or dissed by they use a conback. it is the most pitiful excuse for a comeback.

for example, replying to a dis with "shut up" or "i know you are but what am i?"

1: you should go back in time and give your mother an abortion
2: shut up!
1: nice conback, shit for brains.

conback by motoson August 6, 2007

cornback trout 

fish shaped turd with corn lodged in it

Upon entering the stall, I was horrified at the sight of a good sized cornback trout another had left in the toilet for me to admire.

OR

After two steaks and 3 ears of corn, it was time to set the bobber in the toilet to drop a cornback trout.

cornback trout by Herb Hasid June 11, 2006

cornback rattler 

Usually found in the wilderness, a cornback rattler is a long snake-like turd with chunks of corn in it.

I was crouching in the woods and almost stepped on a cornback rattler.

cornback rattler by Freebird September 16, 2003

conjack 

Verb. to conversation hijack, as in stealing a conversation, changing the subject, and not allowing anyone else to speak. Other forms of the word include conjacker, conjackee, and conjaction.

Will: My best friend just found out his gf has been cheating on him for a month with a guy from VCU...
Gabe: Oh my gosh dude I'm so--
Brian: I know a kid from VCU, we grew up together in New Hampshire, we were on the same soccer team, and this one game...
Will: Goddamit Brian conjacked me again!

conjack by WM233 October 1, 2010

coneback

Having sex doggy style, yelling your partners name through a cone and then nutting on their back.

Trent got a little drunk during a night out on the town, stole a traffic cone on his walk back to his place, and then give his partner the old coneback.

coneback by Jim from the office March 6, 2022

Cornback Sewer Trout

A firm stool embedded with corn.

The pond is freshly stocked with cornback sewer trout due to our massive consumption of corn last night.

Cornback Sewer Trout by Clessard April 30, 2008

cornback rattler 

A corn-riddled turd.

Gross! I went to use the men's room and someone left a cornback rattler in one of the toilets.

cornback rattler by Lugnuts February 12, 2014