conback

the opposite of a comeback. when someone is intelligently inferior to the person they are being served or dissed by they use a conback. it is the most pitiful excuse for a comeback.

for example, replying to a dis with "shut up" or "i know you are but what am i?"

1: you should go back in time and give your mother an abortion
2: shut up!
1: nice conback, shit for brains.

by motoson August 6, 2007

cornback trout

fish shaped turd with corn lodged in it

Upon entering the stall, I was horrified at the sight of a good sized cornback trout another had left in the toilet for me to admire.

OR

After two steaks and 3 ears of corn, it was time to set the bobber in the toilet to drop a cornback trout.

by Herb Hasid June 11, 2006

cornback rattler

Usually found in the wilderness, a cornback rattler is a long snake-like turd with chunks of corn in it.

I was crouching in the woods and almost stepped on a cornback rattler.

by Freebird September 16, 2003

conjack

Verb. to conversation hijack, as in stealing a conversation, changing the subject, and not allowing anyone else to speak. Other forms of the word include conjacker, conjackee, and conjaction.

Will: My best friend just found out his gf has been cheating on him for a month with a guy from VCU...
Gabe: Oh my gosh dude I'm so--
Brian: I know a kid from VCU, we grew up together in New Hampshire, we were on the same soccer team, and this one game...
Will: Goddamit Brian conjacked me again!

by WM233 October 1, 2010

coneback

Having sex doggy style, yelling your partners name through a cone and then nutting on their back.

Trent got a little drunk during a night out on the town, stole a traffic cone on his walk back to his place, and then give his partner the old coneback.

by Jim from the office March 6, 2022

Cornback Sewer Trout

A firm stool embedded with corn.

The pond is freshly stocked with cornback sewer trout due to our massive consumption of corn last night.

by Clessard April 30, 2008

cornback rattler

A corn-riddled turd.

Gross! I went to use the men's room and someone left a cornback rattler in one of the toilets.

by Lugnuts February 12, 2014