conjack

Verb. to conversation hijack, as in stealing a conversation, changing the subject, and not allowing anyone else to speak. Other forms of the word include conjacker, conjackee, and conjaction.

Will: My best friend just found out his gf has been cheating on him for a month with a guy from VCU...
Gabe: Oh my gosh dude I'm so--
Brian: I know a kid from VCU, we grew up together in New Hampshire, we were on the same soccer team, and this one game...
Will: Goddamit Brian conjacked me again!

by WM233 October 1, 2010

Conjaculations

A combination of congratulations and ejaculations, implying joy of from a combination of the two.

I heard you lost your virginity, conjaculations!

by stephen buscemi December 12, 2010

cojack

A person who has all the right moves on the basketball court. Similar to a baller.

That cojack is the man to watch on the court.

by Natina December 26, 2005

Conjaculate

To speculate or theorize about an orgasm. The word is formed from the words conjecture and ejaculate.

I conjaculated after drunk sex.
As a teenager I conjaculated a lot.

by DizzyDarius July 20, 2012

con jack

a person who is a liar and a cheat for the purpose of stealing, often homeless and under the influence of demorahl and crack. a person who is a fraud.

I'm always approched by hella con jacks trying to get a peice of mine, when I'm trying to get some peace of mind.
That con jack is always scaming to get in my wallet so he can go get drunk and high.That fool used to work at flower store and now he is trying to be a hardcore rapper, what a con jack !

by Aliatron November 20, 2006

contack

A term to describe cheesy moments and superfluous interactions in science-fiction, or in scary films.

You totally missed first contack of the film. She took off her helmet and the alien greeted her by hugging her head.

See also: Mystery Science Theatre 3000: The Movie or Scary Movie

by ruje October 13, 2011

conjackulated

Jacked up to the point of being ridonculous. Sometimes used to describe an incredibly ugly person as well.

That chick's face is conjackulated. She best get a nose job soon.

by Jaide Macabre December 9, 2008