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con-vict 

Short for conservative victim. A conservative who believes the world is out to get them because they are conservative/religious/republican/white.
Hey! did you see all of those con-victs at the white pride parade today?
con-vict by Jolly69 January 20, 2021
Words you can keep

“Let’s put a convicted felon into the White House!” 

“Let’s put a convicted felon into the White House!” This should be the new motto of the “Law and Order Republican Party” that continues to double down on Donald J. Trump as the Republican nominee for the 2024 American presidential elections.

During the Surrender Day Eve Republican Debates on August 23rd 2023, six out of eight Republican debaters vowed to support Trump is he were convicted of felonies.

“The Law and Order Party.”

Said this.

On a National broadcast.

With the accused defendant Donald J. Trump not even present at the debates, because he is 40 points ahead of the nearest Republican opponent.

What is wrong with this picture?

To 30% of the American electorate and six of eight people running to be “political scavengers” should Trump “fall out of the sky” in which he is currently flying — apparently nothing is wrong with this picture.

Perspective: people convicted of felonies cannot even vote in elections in many jurisdictions.

One law one people?

WTF, America!!!!!!!!
Let’s put a convicted felon into the White House!”

Convicted News Faker 

It's someone or some company that was convicted of creating and public spread an untrue and/or distorted story with the clear intention of harming and damage someone's reputation.
The term was first used to describe CNN after they being convicted in the case involving Nick Sandmann.
Also could be represented by CNF.
Did you see? CNN is a convicted news faker now.

Those people are all convinced news fakers.
Convicted News Faker by J B10 January 17, 2020
Convict is that person who commits crime and get caught. Once convicted he has to serve the sentence, the crime could be ranging from rape, murder, burglary or theft to cheating, fraud or an scam. Some people are proud to be convicts and other are ashamed. Some people become convicts due to circumsatnces and some by choice.
Chinaman: I have heard Australian were brought as convicts to this kangaroo land from UK.
Shopkeeper: True Chinaman, just like you have arrived here to work as chef and kitchenhand.
Chinaman: But there is difference in being a convict and a chef isn't it.
Shopkeeper: What difference they both have some skills and knowledge to contribute to the country isn't it!
convict by Rocky1 September 8, 2008

Convict Material

a girl so ugly that the only guys who would ever think of dating her are hard up convincts who haven't seen pussy in 10 years or kfc workers with acne on their face.
no wonder that girl is so jealous of her friend, she's pure convict material.
Convict Material by flow mt January 18, 2009

Convict Sleeping 

The act of sleeping through the hardest parts of life.
Sleeping like one is waiting to finish out a prison sentence
During cold winters convict sleeping is a favorite past time for those who loathe cold weather.

conviction 

Belief that one would die for.
conviction by larstait October 16, 2003
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High School Liquid 

A person who can freely travel between and fit in with all high school social groups and classes.
He is high school liquid, he ate lunch with the nerds and hung out with the jocks after school.
High School Liquid by Thaedris July 30, 2008
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Purple Patch 

To describe coming into something good, coming into good luck and or good times.

Like walking over small green hills in the countryside then coming across a purple patch of flowers, thus it being unique and out of the ordinary.
I hit a real purple patch.

The other day this good thing happened unexpectedly then I was lucky with this, it was unique, I hit a real purple patch.
Purple Patch by Ralph Shitstorm October 27, 2020
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(Ewokese) Freedom!
And dying in yo' bed many years from now, would ya be willing ta trade all da days from dis here day ta dat fo' one chance, just one chance, ta come back here as young men an' tell our enemies dat dey may take our lives but dey will never take our freedom ... YUB NUB!
yub nub by rotjrem November 4, 2010
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1. Meaning nasty, sexy, filthy. Popularized by Christina Aguilera.

2. Used usally as a close friend in hip-hop slang.
1. Wanna get dirrty
It's about time that I came to start the party Sweat drippin' over my body
Dancin' gettin' just a little naughty

2. Sup Dirrty? Haven't seen you in a while.
dirrty by Minty November 30, 2003
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Coyote Ugly

1. Place

The Bar came before the movie. It is an awesome bar where the girls know how to party and make you feel okay about giving up your money, drawers, bras, and dignity.

2. Movie

A story about a Jersey girl following her dreams, aided by working at this bar in New York.

3. Situation/Person/Decision

See other definitions - waking up next to someone so ugly you'd rather chew your arm off than wake them up.
1. Yo, Coyote Ugly is my favorite bar! I got whipped, stripped, drunk, and danced on the bar all before 7 o'clock!

2. Hey did you see Coyote Ugly? It actually has a plot!

3. Ugg I woke up to Coyote Ugly this morning!
Coyote Ugly by jerseycountry March 8, 2009
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Literally 1984 

Used in response for when someone promotes/advocates an event or idea that is perceived to support "too much" authority and/or government control.

Often used jokingly as a over-exaggeration in political talk.

Can also be used in response to a ban or mute in a forum site or online chat.
Steve: I think that the government should regulate businesses more
Bob: Literally 1984!

--User1 has been permantly banned--
User2: You cant ban my friend like that! Literally 1984!
Literally 1984 by ke1 July 7, 2021
Word of the Day on September 1, 2026
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