con-job 

Getting a handjob while wearing a condom

Dave: "Mate, how was last night?"
Mark: "Oh yeh it was amazing. Got me a con-job."

con-job by spursrule333 August 17, 2010

con-job 

When you get so fucked up at a concert that you get a hand job in the crowd.

"yo dude, datsik was so dope!"
"yeah man, did you hear that con-don got a con-job. he was so fucked up!"
"what?! that lucky son of a bitch!"

con-job by roddyward January 10, 2013

Kellyanne Conjob 

An apt nickname for the Counselor to the President who has possibly told more lies than Putin’s Bitch himself.

She is the master comeback artist of all time, that blonde and dynamic circus-barker, Kellyanne Conjob.

Kellyanne Conjob by Dr Bunnygirl January 3, 2019

Conjob 

The conservative slight-of-hand when defending outsourcing jobs by saying that it is not the role of private enterprise to solve the nations unemployment problem but rather to make profits for their shareholders. And then when discussing taxes, contradicting themselves by asserting that it is not the role of government to create jobs but for the private sector. Which is why they need massive tax breaks.

Paying lower taxes so they can destroy American industry is the greatest Conjob in recent history.

Conjob by 07079 August 7, 2011

Amy Conjob Barrett

The Supreme Court justice with the least integrity due to the deeply calculating manipulation she employed to pass through the many hoops in the vetting process.

Without Amy Conjob Barrett sitting on the Supreme Court, we would all be faced with the frightening prospect of women continuing to have control over their bodies and their lives.

Amy Conjob Barrett by Dr Bunnygirl June 3, 2022

Conjob 

A bizarre female aide to Donald J. Trump who spouts fibs, "alternate facts" and looks like she got hit with a bag full of nickels. (i.e Kellyanne Conway).

" Did you watch Conjob spout more of Trump's garbage on CNN?"

Conjob by Railroaded March 8, 2017

Conjobulate 

A word used to describe mixing stuff together.

"Hey bb gorl wanna conjobulate 🥵"

Conjobulate by Zipstey October 26, 2020