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con-job by spursrule333 August 17, 2010
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Kellyanne Conjob
An apt nickname for the Counselor to the President who has possibly told more lies than Putin’s Bitch himself.
She is the master comeback artist of all time, that blonde and dynamic circus-barker, Kellyanne Conjob.
Kellyanne Conjob by Dr Bunnygirl January 3, 2019
Conjob
The conservative slight-of-hand when defending outsourcing jobs by saying that it is not the role of private enterprise to solve the nations unemployment problem but rather to make profits for their shareholders. And then when discussing taxes, contradicting themselves by asserting that it is not the role of government to create jobs but for the private sector. Which is why they need massive tax breaks.
Amy Conjob Barrett
The Supreme Court justice with the least integrity due to the deeply calculating manipulation she employed to pass through the many hoops in the vetting process.
Without Amy Conjob Barrett sitting on the Supreme Court, we would all be faced with the frightening prospect of women continuing to have control over their bodies and their lives.
Amy Conjob Barrett by Dr Bunnygirl June 3, 2022
Conjob
A bizarre female aide to Donald J. Trump who spouts fibs, "alternate facts" and looks like she got hit with a bag full of nickels. (i.e Kellyanne Conway).
Conjob by Railroaded March 8, 2017
Conjobulate
Conjobulate by Zipstey October 26, 2020
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