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compro by Scott Scouser November 4, 2009

Compost in her cooch 

A very fertile woman who gets pregnant easily.
“Knocked that bitch up again! Girl’s got compost in her cooch!”

Compound Splinter 

(n.) a splinter that is so big that it goes all the way through your finger, breaking the skin a second time. It really hurts.
Man #1: "Hey BChil, can you help us get these wooden steps in place in front of the stage?"
BChil: "Sure. I could really use a good compound splinter right about now..."
Compound Splinter by BChil June 29, 2015

compoundnista 

Used to describe a gaggle (or "faggle" as it were) of single gay men, that live together in a common goose-shit strewn compound property, sometimes lacking the regular use of bathing facilities for personal hygiene, and more often than not found to be smug and naive of the realities of the outside world. They are generally liked, but yet mocked in the local gay community. More often than not can be used to describe a group in the City of Bellingham in Washington State, and a transient sometimes tenant whom is not a mere mortal man, but commonly referred to and called "The Joseph", but of course that is NOT his "real" name, just a locally understood moniker. Similar groups can be found throughout the continental United States & possibly abroad. Synonym: "Faggle Commmune". ( See term "faggle" here on Urban Dictionary for further definition.) The term "compoundnista" was coined in fun via a local "Chuck-ism".
Man, the compoundnistas are actually out gracing us with their faggle presence tonight! Someone pass the soap, quick!
compoundnista by SwimSomewhereElse November 24, 2016

Washington Compost

The Washington Post newspaper, called Compost due to the fact that they are full of shit.
Washington Compost by JTF February 28, 2008

Methane and sulfur compounds

Methane and sulfur compounds are stuff that comes out of your butt. It's basically a fart. The methane is the loud part of the fart, while the sulfur compounds are the stinky part. The more sulfur compounds it has, the stinkier the fart.
Ew! Who let out methane and sulfur compounds? It stinks! Stinky fart!
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kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
Word of the Day on October 30, 2026

proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
Word of the Day on October 29, 2026
The number of years you are still sexually active
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022
Word of the Day on October 28, 2026
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.
womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011
Word of the Day on October 27, 2026
When your wife’s boyfriend let you sleep past 8pm 😎😎
Wife’s boyfriend: You have 5 more minutes
Me: Poggers!
Poggers by Just_Charles April 14, 2020
Word of the Day on October 26, 2026
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