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TMT
T.M.T. is slang/short for "TOO MUCH TUNA". It is commonly used to describe gay bars being overwhelmed/over-run by straight women, usually the obnoxious, ignorant, self-centered, and loud young college types that are full of themselves and can't hold their liquor worth a shit. For cities with sea ports, this is a far more common problem/issues that cities located inland. Why they choose to invade these establishments remains a mystery to date. Also more commonly found in college towns.
"Fuck, isn't this supposed to be a GAY bar? Look at the large school of tuna that just swam free of their gill nets and found their way upstream to here! TMT! GTFO!" (get the fuck out!)
by SwimSomewhereElse September 05, 2010
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"TUNA" is slang for an over-abundance of straight girls that for one reason or another invade gay bars. The slang is mostly used my gay/bi guys that are annoyed that these creatures choose to gather in crowds at these establishments when there are plenty of straight bars for them to swim around in.
What's with all the tuna here tonight? This is a gay bar I thought!
by SwimSomewhereElse January 30, 2011
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Used to describe a gaggle (or "faggle" as it were) of single gay men, that live together in a common goose-shit strewn compound property, sometimes lacking the regular use of bathing facilities for personal hygiene, and more often than not found to be smug and naive of the realities of the outside world. They are generally liked, but yet mocked in the local gay community. More often than not can be used to describe a group in the City of Bellingham in Washington State, and a transient sometimes tenant whom is not a mere mortal man, but commonly referred to and called "The Joseph", but of course that is NOT his "real" name, just a locally understood moniker. Similar groups can be found throughout the continental United States & possibly abroad. Synonym: "Faggle Commmune". ( See term "faggle" here on Urban Dictionary for further definition.) The term "compoundnista" was coined in fun via a local "Chuck-ism".
Man, the compoundnistas are actually out gracing us with their faggle presence tonight! Someone pass the soap, quick!
by SwimSomewhereElse November 24, 2016
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A descriptive term used to define and/or classify gay or bi men, via online "hookup apps", (i.e. GRINDR, SCRUFF, Hornet, GROWLr, etc.) that perpetually & incessantly bombard Users with unsolicited cock/dick pics, messages, etc., & are seemingly so desperate that the only way they can seem to get laid is behind a usually grossly inflated, false, or embellished online profiles; i.e. ten-year old face pictures, lying about stats (height/weight/misc.), actual age, etc., that otherwise couldn't get laid in a gay bathhouse with a $100 bill in Thailand. These fellas never seem to be able to "take a hint" when the Users they message/contact don't reply, & cannot fathom that they are possibly not attractive to most. While most Users don't want to "hurt the feelings" of these guys & “say so” by no reply or response, these guys still continue to fire off multiple messages, usually in the middle of the night. If actually met or seen in person, usually the guys they pursue would not even give them a second look, as far as an actual sexual encounter potential is concerned that is. ;-). While the online world has its "positives", this is an example of the "other side of the coin", or negative. Summation: Desperation, lack-of-candor, & poor social skills.
Man, this guy won't take a hint on GRINDR that I'm not fucking interested. Totally & pathetically "vulturistic"! insert actual "scavenging birds of prey" vulture bird noises
by SwimSomewhereElse January 02, 2017
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“Trump Unacceptance & Resistance Disorder”

A pattern of pathologically dissociative & psychotic behavior, first observed Nov. 8, 2016, & increasing in severity with time.

Sufferers of TURD often exhibit pronounced cognitive dissonance, sudden bouts of rage, rioting, & uncontrollable crying.

Condition is characterized by a persistent unwillingness to accept that Donald Trump is going to Make America Great Again & is the new President. For many, this was a shocking & unexpected outcome; their preferred news sources having failed to inform them that the alternative candidate was a criminal parasite.
Research is ongoing, but TURD appears to correlate closely with some of the following factors:

* Member of the Democratic Party
* Identifying as a Feminist (Hating/blaming men in general)
* Currently enrolled at a university/college, pursuing/obtaining a Liberal Arts degree
* Living in a metro area
* Massive student debt
* Spotty/non-existent work history
*Living on gov't cheese on BS disability scams
*driving a Toyota Prius, & subsequently usually “camped out” in the left lane on an interstate/highway
*Religious devotion to smoking pot
*Supposedly standing for “free speech”, until one disagrees with them/has a differing viewpoint
*Attend endless “protests” that usually translate into the fact that they are mad that something didn’t go their way
*General hatred of organized religion, except when it comes to the possibility of offending Muslims
On Inauguration Day 2017, the fragile & hypocritical Libtarded Snowflakes suffering from "TURD” had a colossal & historic meltdown when watching President Trump become America's 45th. President. Most comical & amusing, yet at the same time sad.
by SwimSomewhereElse January 21, 2017
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Liberals & Libtards that subscribe to the idea & notion of "Progressive Politics" and are still hurt & having a nuclear melt-down because their girl sea-hag Hillary lost the 2016 Presidential election. At present, the aforementioned "movement" can be considered circling the bowl as it were. (Toilet flushing noise....)
You can't or won't admit that you're a regular Libtard but call yourself a Progressive instead? Funny, the progressive bowel movement is going the way of the dodo and printed newspaper there buddy!
by SwimSomewhereElse February 07, 2017
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Used to describe still butt-hurt Hillary losers, Hollywood/"Hollyweird" residents, wealthy Liberals/Libtards, actors, singers, & other celebrities; who seem to think that just because they may be famous, that their political views and opinions seem to somehow matter, when in reality no one gives a shit.
Hilarious to see fat-ass sow & queen of limousine libtards Rosie O’Donnell] screaming and shrieking about Trump! At least we’ll be entertained for the next four years….
by SwimSomewhereElse March 04, 2017
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