compookie

Cute term for computer. Related to 'pookie' characters in English children's literature. In common useage in workplaces in Australia.

You should see my new compookie.

by Gina Dow August 10, 2006

Compooper

the act of using an electrical device, such as a phone or laptop, while going to the bathroom

Mark is in the bathroom compoopering, so he may be a while.

by Maxine Colina May 6, 2019

compooter

A compooter is code name for a laptop poo

Basically sitting using your laptop whilst squeezing a poo out.

Alistair I'll be two minutes, I'm just having a compooter.

by riggers8 December 13, 2013

Compoopter

1.A computer that is made of poop (feces)
2.A computer that is really laggy (see lag) and crashing

Example 1
Person 1: Omg my Compoopter is really starting to smell, I dont know why I even bought it

Example 2
Person 1: Why the fuck is my computer lagging so much!?
Person 2: Probably because you've downloaded so much music and games

by Daniel Morton May 11, 2006

compooping

The act of using a laptop computer while simultaneously using the toilet.

While compooping, I drafted my fantasy baseball team.

by AJC3 April 8, 2006

Compooping

The process of breaking down and rearranging old food (via computer system) to make new, useable, nutritional, food.

A solution for food waste/loss is compooping.

by FPS_burner.adri934 February 11, 2019

Compoopter

1.A computer that is either made of poop (feces)
2.A computer that is really laggy (see lag) and crashing

Example 1
Person 1: Omg my Compoopter is really starting to smell, I dont know why I even bought it

Example 2
Person 1: Why the fuck is my computer lagging so much
Person 2: Probably because you've downloaded so much games and music

by Daniel Morton May 11, 2006